FANDOM is carrying an Associated Press article confirming reports that Terrell Owens has been signed to a three-year, $25 million deal by the Dallas Cowboys. Just wanted to take a second, in Stephen Colberesque fashion, to say I CALLED IT.

I also want to take a second to say a big, sarcastic WHOOPEE to the fact that the Cowboys now have a solid threat at wide receiver. I'll try to act surprised when he insults Drew Bledsoe, criticizes Bill Parcells and destroys morale on a team that has already lost two leaders this off-season in Dan Campbell and La'Roi Glover.


Sun 03/19/06, 2:22 am EST



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