Fandom

ArmchairGM Wiki

Eight Mascots that Need to Die

12,202pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

by user DNL Eight mascots that need to die. Birkenstock mens Boston Clogs Feel free to Wholesale Gucci Bikini add your thoughts at the end.

Keggy the Keg

Keggy.jpg

He's the mascot for Dartmouth College.
Suggested method of death: Fill him up with vinegar. Add a big pouch of baking soda. Toss in about six thousand pins. Seal him tight. Sooner or later, the pins will puncture the pouch, leaking baking soda into the vinegar. Boom goes Keggy.

Lil' Red

Lil_red.jpg

Lil Red hails from the University of Nebraska.
Suggested method of death: Cross the streams from your proton packs. Watch as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Cornhusker mascot melts.

The Stanford Tree

StanfordTree.jpg

Stanford, obviously.
Suggested method of death: Three words: "Very Brady Christmas."

J.J. Jumper

http://www.titans.uwosh.edu/images/JJJumper.jpg

He's the official mascot of NCAA Basketball.
Suggested method of death: Six days in a room with Carrot Top. And a lot of little tiny razor blades.

Big Red

BigredWKU

Meet the Western Kentucky University Hilltopper.
Suggested method of death: Solomonic divorce proceeding between his natural parents -- the Kool-Aid Man and Grimace.


Billy Buffalo

http://www.buffalobillsproshop.com/images/products/medium/l2000.jpg

Mascot of the Buffalo Bills.
Suggested method of death: I actually don't have a good one, but man, what the hell are the Bills thinking? Did someone swallow a bucket of neon fuzz?

Gapper

Gapper_photo2.jpg

He's the Cincinnati Reds other mascot -- the one that doesn't look like Mr. Met.
Suggested method of death: Actually... maybe he and Billy Buffalo need to have a fuzzball deathmatch.

Screech

Screech2.jpg

He's the bald eagle (except that he ain't bald) who supports the Washington Nationals. And he looks like he's pregnant.
Suggested method of death: Dick Cheney. Hunting Trip. Need we say more?


Date

Mon 04/17/06, 2:22 pm EST


Also on Fandom

Random Wiki