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by user DNL

In what may be the worst promotion ever, the New York Post is giving away Derek Jeter's Mini Balls.


Really.

Derek Jeter.

Small Balls.

And you can have them.

Check it out on the below -- that's a snapshot I took with my trusty cameraphone. I did not mean to cut off the "D" in "Derek," although "Erek Jeter" does sound a bit dirty.

As Boston Red Sox and New York Mets fans laugh, and Yankee haters chortle in glee, we hereby thank the Post for reminding us, once again, that Derek Jeter is a pansy-ass girlie-man.


JeterMiniBalls

"Dear New York. Please grab my mini balls. Love, Derek"


Date

Tue 05/02/06, 3:40 pm EST



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