10. I have to put my hands WHERE?
09. You’re probably only going to get Brady/Romo “leftovers”.
08. Cramp in arm from holding clipboard for 3 years.
07. Hearing, “I was OPEN” 25,000 times a year.
06. 350lb guys who are as fast as you are at a buck 90.
05. When your ball stops spiraling, your career starts spiraling
04. Your last name begins to follow various expletives.
03. Insurance policy doesn’t cover- “ass whoopin”
02. You engineer the 4th Quarter drive of the century, and some punk kicker goes wide right.
01. Center on Beans.