Template:The Real Sporting World Clips are shown from the last few episodes, culminating in the fact that the lie detector test and Clemens’ replacement are both taking place tonight. In a surprising twist, instead of showing each lie detector test in full, clips are shown of certain questions to our athletes in a montage. Some playful, circus music is playing in the background. Hey, the producers aren’t going to win any awards for this show, but they try! The fun starts off with an opening shot of McBeam.
McBeam: "Okay, after you give the answer to your question -- it will either emit a short low beep if you told the truth, or an obnoxious, fire alarm-esque siren if you lied. So it would behoove you tell the truth." He starts laughing. Has he already started consuming his Jim Beam?
McBeam: "This is from Doug, who hails from Dover, Delaware. He wants to know, 'Will you please stop doing so many commercials?'"
Peyton: "Never." A short beep is heard. What a shocker.
McBeam: "Tom, this ones from Becky from Montpiliar, Vermont. 'In all seriousness, how many times do you look in the mirror each day?'"
Brady: "Uhh.." He frowns, knowing he has to tell the truth. "I dunno, fifteen -- twenty times?" A short beep confirms our worst fears. Or most passionate desires.
McBeam: "Mark, no one at all submitted a question for you -- so we made one up ourselves: 'Do you take any kind of medication?'"
Madsen: "Only the medication of the love for basketball!" He raises his hands, completely oblivious to the obnoxious fire alarm sound that informs everyone that was just a lie. "I LOVE BASKETBALL BABY, WOO!"
In between the montage, a silhouette is shown of someone approaching the Real Sporting World House. Could it be Clemens replacement? And why so quickly?
McBeam: "David from Chi-Town, USA wants to know LaDainian: 'How much does Vizio pay you to pimp their product?'"
LaDainian: "What is that supposed to mean?" He frowns. "They don’t pay me anything! They don't need to!" A short beep confirms what we've all known all along: L.T. just loves him some Vizio’s!
The silhouette is shown opening up the door of the house.
McBeam: "Okay, A-Rod. You ready?" The door can be heard opening. "Oh! Our replacement for Roger is here already!"
Peyton: "Wait, already?"
McBeam: "Yes, we actually have another place nearby that houses six other potential replacement athletes. I can't tell you who they are though -- but you're about to learn who one of them is."
Brady: "Who's the producer of this show? Is he alright?"
The camera cuts to the front door of the house, showing it slowly open. It reveals:
Pacman: "What up, pimps!?"
He’s smoking what appears to be a large cigar.
McBeam: "Welcome Pacman!" He scurries over to try and shake his hand. Is McBeam a Cowboys fan?
Pacman: "Yo! Step the fuck back, PUPPET!" He points at McBeam.
McBeam: "Pacman, it's cool -- I’m the host!"
Pacman: "I said step back!" He starts stepping towards McBeam.
McBeam: "Okay, fine, fine!" He starts backing up.
Pacman grabs a lamp from a nearby table and charges our mascot. He smashes Steely in the face several times. The show's producers make a note to change this to a TV-MA program.
Pacman: "WHAT?! WHAT NOW!?" Several other housemates run over to peel him off of Steely. "I WARNED YOU, PUPPET!" He's pointing at Steely, very much bullshit. Steely is unconscious where he was beaten. Whether it was the lamp upside the face a couple times, his Jim Beam consumption, or a mixture of the two, the athlete’s love of Steely is shown by nearly everyone crowding around him. Everyone except Mad Dog.
Madsen: "Yo, Pacman! THANK YOU! I HATED THAT PUPPET!" He offers a high-five to Pacman, who looks at him as if he was a strip club without booze.
Pacman: "STEP BACK!" He points at Madsen. A random person clad in black suddenly appears. He is seen escorting Pacman away with various, MMA type skills. The ruckus dies down once the legend is gone. The camera cuts back into the lie detector montage.
McBeam: "Manny, Jose from Costa Rica would like to know: 'Plantains or flan? What is the better breakfast?'"
Manny: "He crazy! Everyone know is FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!" He points at the ceiling, grinning.
McBeam: "Okay A-Rod, Doug from the Bronx, NY would like to know: 'Why are you infecting my team with your fakely intense, I'm not gay but act it lifestyle!? GO BACK TO SEATTLE!!'"
A-Rod: “Wait, what was the question?”
McBeam: "Okay, Pau -- no one knew we'd be asking you questions so like Mad Dog, we thought up some for you by ourselves. What planet are you from? Seriously.."
Gasol: "Whatever planet milord came from, I am from also. It is the way of the universe."
The camera cuts to a shot of Gasol being escorted out of the house. Kobe wipes his brow.
McBeam: "Kobe, Michaela from Champagne, Illinois would like to know: 'Is your favorite color baby blue?'"
Kobe: "Damn right it is!" He shrugs, as if this was the dumbest question ever. Hmm... fishy.
The camera cuts to Steely being taken from the house on a stretcher. Once he’s gone, our athletes stand around like a bunch of dumb asses for a bit -- until Mad Dog begins to run towards the basement.
Everyone smiles. Was that a bonding moment we just witnessed?
The cheesy, end of the show reality music plays, followed by a big drum sound and a preview of next week.
Next week on the Real Sporting World: Will McBeam be back as our well beloved host? Is Pacman seriously a real person? Who will replace Clemens/Pacman’s spot and is it a cursed position? You’ll have to wait and see, next week on The Real Sporting World!