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Welcome to Manny Stiles FORMER Daily Weekday Column:

"Sportsune Cookie" - Stiles is... busy, please leave your message at the beep...

The Mondays hit so hard that they rolled over into Tuesday...

Warning: Read the following at your own risk. Possible Probable side effects inculde eye strain, brain scratching, and a probable cause of stupidity...

Today's Weather: 20% lateness, 10% earlyness, .5% Lockness, 90% mourning, 40% unusual...

00a Sportsune Cookie


Sportsune Cookie

Dandrew picked up a seven-ten split on the Wii bowling...

Dandrew also hit a 635 ft home run on the Wii baseball...

Take that Mickey...

The family Wii console and Wii Sports game were lent to an associated family branch. When the Wii returned (two months later) all the Mii people had been erased. Dandrew's Wii baseball score was at 2798 (the graph was literally off the television screen). It is difficult as hell to express the frustration of having to start back a zero and have no proof of this high player score. Alas, one deep breath and one home run at a time will get the score back. This time a picture will be taken as the "proof" to confirm the score...

Preemptive Maneuvers

Saying Good-bye

Thanks for the memories Harry Kalas. Growing up just outside Philadelphia, it was hard for an aspiring fan to not hear the voice of the Phillies. He embodied such a realistic portrayal of the game through his voice alone. Thank the lord for letting him call the Phillies 2008 World Championship. It would not have been quite the same otherwise. Rest in peace Harry, we know you will...


Post-emptive Maneuvers

Chien-Ming

The final verdict was to be half right on predicting Wang's fantasy collapsing game against the Rays. After one inning of eight earned runs, six hits, three walks, and one hit batsman, Wang was pulled from the game. In "The Show" (a league Romiezzo and myself are involved) other pitchers can help make up for his failings over the course of the week. In the AGM league, Wang simply posts a -3.62 score on the day. Sorry Romi...

300

Give it up for Jermaine Dye and Paul Konerko. Three hundred home runs today is nothing spectacular, but for each of them to reach the mark in back-to-back at-bats is something that stands out. Dye after the game spoke; "We've been fortunate to hit a lot of home runs, but then you look over at Jim, and he's still [243] ahead of us." Thome is at a high mark, and if he can contine to put up 30+ home runs per season, he can even reach the point where he has twice as many home runs as Paul and Jermaine (given that they stop hitting home runs all together). Congrats boys...

Hudson cycles around Orlando

As the Dodgers celebrate a rout over the Giants and The Giant, secondbaseman Orlando Hudson celebrates a personal achievement. Three of Orlando's hits came off Johnson and resulted in a single, homerun, and double. In the bottom of the sixth, he legged out a triple against Brandon Medders to complete the first cycle of the 2009 MLB season. Celebrating a personal achievement is sweet, but it was made all that much sweeter for Hudson as his team also won the game...

* Quote brought to you by mlb.com

Fantasy Break

Final Score

Click on the Pic to see the score

The Neelmiester rolled over The Cannons in the final match-up of the fantasy hockey season. This further proves than when it comes to fantasy sports knowing the sport doesn't matter as long as you know the system. Same reason for being in the fantasy basketball championship (even though the Firebirds are whipping ass)...

Know the system, know the game, and get lucky, and even you can be a fantasy sports champion...

Unsportsrelated Havoc

Walking down the up escalator is more difficult than it at first seems...

Ever Wonder?

What if, in baseball, the bases were run in a counter-clock-wise fashion?

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Obviously ____ when this one was though up...
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Tossing Pennies

If the perfect athlete were to be built, what would be their name?

Personally, he would be named Dandrew Junior Neely. Which is the name of my sontobeonedayborn...

WTMF Sports

Channel Manny Presents:

W.T.M.F. Sports with your guest-host, DAndrew...

Brought to you by Lessons To Live Life By:

"Today's Lesson: Shut your mouth and watch the boobies bounce..."

Reporting on... um, now... today, April somedate... Dandrew

02520 - Today, as the memory of Nick Adenhart remains fresh in the minds of baseball fans, adding the deaths of Harry Kalas and Mark Fidrych make this a mourningful day across baseball...


The Adventures of ManRays

Today's "Ray of the Day" is Carlos Pena...

What early season struggles? Pena drove in six runs in the Rays home opener. All three of his hits went for extra bases too.

Honorable Mention: Jason Bartlett...

Give some love to the guy rounding out the order. Bartlett stole his second base and hit his second home run on the season. The boy went three for four against the Yankees raising his batting average to a high .444...

On Deck - The Rays' second home game of the season. The Yankees are still at Tropicana; where the Rays were an impressive 57-24 (.704) last season. They will continue to use their indoor field to yeild an advantage over their opponents...

Go Rays!


10 11

This bunch is from yesterday... when nobody guessed

Cincinati Reds
Arizona Diamondbacks
Texas Rangers
Florida Marlins
St. Louis Cardinals
Baltimore Orioles
Houston Astros
Toronto Blue Jays
San Diego Padres
Minnesota Twins
Los Angeles Angels


A Picture is worth 1000 Memories

ZzKalas

Strike A Prose

This was more Stiles' thing. Hang in there until a temporary replacement section is developed...


Answering the Questions

ATQ - Finally, a question has been asked. Shwayze wonders, "what if you didn't exist???"

Sadly, this question cannot really be answered in full because if I did not exist, than there would be nobody to ask this question to, therefore the question wouldn't exist, nor this situation...


Notes From Apostrophe

Yes... that just happened


As always, leave 'em below...

Disclaimer: Written as always in IMO font...


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