Irish soccer legend Roy Keane now manages my favourite club, Sunderland. One of the most enjoyable aspects of his reign to date, other than the fact that he rescued Sunderland from the purgatory known as the Championship and brought them to the promised land, or, Premiership, is the fantastic quotes he comes up with week after week.

Check this out, talking about his combative and often yellow carded (warned) midfielder, Dickson Etuhu;

Some of Dickson's yellow cards could have been stopped. The only reason Dickson was not booked at Blackburn was because he did not play. He is away for the African Nations Cup, so hopefully he will not be booked for the next few weeks. I guarantee he is going to be booked in the African Nations Cup, but I cannot do anything about that."

Finally, saw this on a Sunderland fan forum I check out daily, thought it was pretty funny.

> Just seen on the SAFC website that Billy Ocean is coming to the Stadium of Light (Sunderland's home ground) next month....What position does he play????

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