The New Year will be here in about 4 more days. There will be drinking and partying and a ball will drop in Times Square in New York City on the 31st. Some people will make resolutions for 2008. If the sports world could give us a peek into their resolutions, what would we see?
The Atlanta Falcons: To find a coach that wouldn't bolt on their team in the middle of the season.
Michael Vick: To be nicer to dogs.
Isaiah Thomas: To be nicer to females.
The Florida Marlins: To find a site for a stadium and start digging.
The University of Arkansas: To not hire any coach that bolts from the NFL.
The NFL Network: To be more accessable to those fans that want to watch games that are on my network.
The NHL: To go to some other network besides Versus.
NCAA Division 1A Football: To have a playoff system!
ESPN: To have women's mud wrestling. Hell, you sorta get tired of watching poker!
NASCAR: To hire more minorites to drive the cars.
Danica Patrick: To play nice on the Indy tour.
The Miami Dolphins: To use their draft pick wisely, then run the table and restore their honor!
Florida State Football: To make damned sure NO ONE cheats on an exam!
ABC, ESPN, FOX and other networks that show college football: More bands at half and MORE cheerleader shots! Not all of us are interested in what happened in 1957.
The University of Oregon mascot: To NEVER diss any other school's mascot, not even U of H's Shasta!
Pac 10: More air time. We're too good a conference!
College and Pro Sports: To hire more minorities.
The 2008 Olympics: To be free of drugs and politics.