According to inside sources, it has been discovered that shortly after being “put out to pasture” Barbaro and Clemens enjoyed a short-lived romance. As detailed by witnesses, Clemens and Barbaro were caught red-handed rolling around in the hay, amidst candle-light and incense. Without even slowing down, Clemens turned his head and shouted at the intruders, “Leave us be!!” According to sources, he seemed to be choking back tears. As a witness tells us, “He seemed to really love that horse. I guess this was his way of saying ‘Goodbye.’” No more details were provided as the sources ran “as far away as possible” due to the horrible stench of dead racehorse ass raping.
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