In case you hadn't heard, Spring Training games officially got under way today. At long last, the questions you've been losing sleep over during the offseason will finally be answered:

Cincinnati Reds @ Philadelphia Phillies: Will Dusty Baker actually be a decent manager now that he doesn't have phenomenal pitching talent to run into the ground through overuse?

New York Mets @ Detroit Tigers: Will Detroit now be ridiculously, mindblowingly good, or just really really good?

Colorado Rockies @ Chicago White Sox: Will Orlando Cabrera's production at the top of the lineup make up for the loss of Jon Garland and his pretty-boy facial hair?

Kansas City Royals @ Texas Rangers: Can two teams with no pitching staff to speak of actually complete a full-length major league baseball game?

Washington Nationals @ Florida Marlins: No questions here: Either way, Jeffrey Loria is delighted at the misery he leaves in his wake.

Let's review some of the top stories to come out of the Cactus and Grapefruit leagues thus far:

Happy watching today!

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