Back in March I wrote an article about the NFL and MLB that was entitled: " Matt's A-Z of Funny Sports Names ". It was a lot of fun, so I decided to do it again!
Warning: I grew up watching "The Three Stooges" giving me a love of slapstick. Along with that some low-brow humor makes me giggle like a child, so this may have a few things that are too racy for you. And that is fine. A little for everyone, right?
Note: With a few exceptions, I try very hard to not use "foreign" names. It is easy to make a joke about a name you can't pronounce...but as I said, there are a few exceptions.
Matt's A-Z of Funny Sports Names: NCAA Edition
A very generic name; but a name that is the same as the great “Maxwell Smart”.
This guy should have been a musician.
Alliteration and Corky in one name…like a fine wine.
One syllable away from being made by “Mattel”.
Hey, cheer up buddy.
Sounds like something you say to your friend after he shows you the money he won at the casino.
What does this even mean?!?!?
My favorite kind of ivy.
Legend has it that he had a job with the mafia all lined up after graduation.
Two “p”s, huh?
Ready? Wait for it………….no…that is too easy.
Say this like an old, southern man.
He better own a bar in downtown Boston.
This is on the list because, I guess I am twelve.
What does he staple? Paper? Puppies? Eye lids?
I wonder if he is Ernie’s “wing-man”.
U is a lonely letter….
Sounds like a “Special Ops” Lieutenant.
That is a question no man wants to hear…
“Why did you guys break up?” “He was a Tad Young” – Wahh wahh wahhhhhhhh.
Easy for you to say!
Come on…his name is Butts!
Sounds like a side effect of a drug you see on late night TV.
I want to meet the less honest Davidson.
Do I even need to say anything here?
Well, good for him!
Not to be confused with Portland Gary.
I think I lived there in college.
You do not name your kid Dick when that is your last name. Someone needs to call CPS. (I seriously almost cried when I saw this name)
Not lucky enough to have a contemporary name.
(Honorary Mention) Colt McCoy That name is just, plain awesome.
No comment…this guy could probably break my face in half with a look.
I have Mike Oven right next to Mike Sink
If this guy is not in the mob then I will eat my hat.
How do you even pronounce that?
I threw him on there for the sole fact that his brother’s name is James.
Serial killer or cowboy…or both?
What exactly is a tar box?
Under Donk? So would Donk be: Donk Overbill?
Worst. Dietary Supplement. Ever.
(Honorable Mention: Juice Williams) Taco? That is a FOOD, not a child!!!
What? No David Xerox or Roger Xylophone?
Ha…every time I heard his name I snickered.
I would bet my shoes that this guy was a Bond Villain’s number one.
From: Afraid of Ed Hochuli