Astros 2nd baseman Kaz Matsui will start the season on the DL. This really only applies to really deep leagues, where one might consider picking such a mediocre player. So what's ailing this import? According to Yahoo! sports it is this:
"Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) is likely to begin the season on the disabled list."
Yes, folks, its his anus. Hope it feels better soon, maybe some soothing lotion will help although I can't call myself an expert on the topic.
Lastly if you do not get my title, its from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy. For the record I hate Saturday Night Live. Some things do get old.