Instead of fooling around with baseball player names, we're going to make it a little wider in sports using soccer. Most of these headlines I found on Google News Reader.
- Butt pins faith on Keegan.
- Butt urges boss to bring in quality.
- Newcastle agree for 2.5 million pound fee for Butt.
- Butt wants out.
- United's Ferguson blames Butt.
- Shittu exit talk again.
- Shittu makes amends to revive Hornets.
- Shittu to sink former side.
- Shittu aiming to show what might have been.
- Shittu heads home.
- Kalou on song to bring Shittu down.
- Windass sidelined after operation.
- Brown salutes Windass class.
- Windass spoils Dickov's day.
The names sounds like (Pull Dickoff)
- Dickov boosts for safety quest.
- Dickov uses his best but Wolves force a stalemate.
- Dickov a danger, to own defenders.
- Dickov effect rubs off on Pool.
- Larry hails Dickov displays.
- Grayson praises deadly Dickov.
Bonus! David Seaman
- Seaman stops United attack.
- Seaman won't be denied.
- Seaman continues his clean sheet run.
Any others you have heard of?