Instead of fooling around with baseball player names, we're going to make it a little wider in sports using soccer. Most of these headlines I found on Google News Reader.

Nicky Butt

  • Butt pins faith on Keegan.
  • Butt urges boss to bring in quality.
  • Newcastle agree for 2.5 million pound fee for Butt.
  • Butt wants out.
  • United's Ferguson blames Butt.

Danny Shittu

  • Shittu exit talk again.
  • Shittu makes amends to revive Hornets.
  • Shittu to sink former side.
  • Shittu aiming to show what might have been.
  • Shittu heads home.
  • Kalou on song to bring Shittu down.

Dean Windass

  • Windass sidelined after operation.
  • Brown salutes Windass class.
  • Windass spoils Dickov's day.

Paul Dickov

The names sounds like (Pull Dickoff)

  • Dickov boosts for safety quest.
  • Dickov uses his best but Wolves force a stalemate.
  • Dickov a danger, to own defenders.
  • Dickov effect rubs off on Pool.
  • Larry hails Dickov displays.
  • Grayson praises deadly Dickov.

Bonus! David Seaman

  • Seaman stops United attack.
  • Seaman won't be denied.
  • Seaman continues his clean sheet run.

Any others you have heard of?

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