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Well, kids. Daddy took a hiatus from the 'Chair...he needed to take a breath, live his life and see what he was doing with his life. This has been taken care of, so he comes back with a bang:  

Today: Larry Bird

When Larry Bird played he had one of the most beautiful jump shots in the league.

Larry bird jump shot

This is also true about Gertrude Taylor (right) who now uses her free time to teach others in her "home".

Jump shot

I couldn't tell you anything about what kind of burger he is selling, but he was sure getting paid.

Mcdonalds-larry-bird

So did this woman who has an MFA in Acting and ended up selling "Headache Cream".

Headon

One of his trademarks was his mustache - yes it is there...look closer...

Shhhh

Who doesn't love a good wispy mustache?

Mustache

I don't blame him, but Larry's legs were terrible with those short-shorts.

Skinny legs

Nothing like Lt. Jim Dangle's.

Shorts

This is an old photo of him getting in a fight and getting choked.

Throat

How does that feel Mets fans?

Choke

This is a photo from when he was drafted...have you seen a more awkward handshake?

Awkward

Never mind...

Awkward2

He has let himself go a little bit, having taken an office job.

Big

But now he fits in fine with the other fans.

Big2

He wasn't a big fan of watching guys get in fights.

Friends

We all know what happens when the fight isn't diffused.

Friends2

Here we see him smoking a cigar, which (according to sources) is a joy of his.

Cigar

But a lot of people love cigars...right, guys?

Cigar2

 

And that is that...tomorrow...someone from the Lakers.

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