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The SoCal Rant (06/08/07)

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by user The Beast

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Here is the first ever weekend rant. Enjoy!

Gary Matthews Jr. has surprised everybody, including The Beast
Gary Matthews Jr. has surprised everybody, including The Beast

7. USC's Josh Pinkard got arrested on suspicion of drunk driving a few weeks ago. I was really surprised to see the lack of publicity it got. Usually the Los Angeles Times is really looking to bash the Men of Troy in anyway they can.

6. Kobe has been pretty silent this week in terms of demanding a trade. I have two possible theories. David Stern is paying him not to take any attention away from the NBA Finals. Or, Dr. Buss just gave the little baby a pacifier.

5. The Galaxy suck! They spent all of their money on Beckham and haven't even thought about building a team capable of winning the MLS Cup. Maybe they should stop worrying about sponsorship and T.V. deals.

4. How painful was it for L.A. Kings fan to watch the Ducks win it all. The Kings have been in L.A. since 1963 and the Ducks were born in 1994. It only took fourteen years for the Ducks while Kings fan still await their first Cup. Sadly, they are not even close to the playoffs.

3. The Dodgers are beginning to struggle. They got swept by the Padres in a series where they scored a combined eight runs in the series. Five in the final game. Its just power they lack. They don't have that much team speed outside of Furcal and Pierre. They also don't have too much youth outside of Russell Martin and Andre Eithier.

2. The Angels are for real! All bias aside this is an Angels team that can make it to the World Series, better known as the ALCS. Their pitching is really been superb and that is what wins games in the playoffs. However, its the offense that has been equally impressive. The young guns, Reggie Willits, Mike Napoli, and Casey Kotchman, are all carrying around hot bats these days. Vladimir Guerrero has been his usual dominant self. While everybody is surely contributing, its Gary Matthews Jr. that is making his critics eat crow. Right now he is batting just under .300 with 38 RBIs and 37 runs. The Halos are getting contributions from everywhere in the lineup, and if this keeps up watch out folks.

1. The Ducks win the Cup! I was surprised by all of the support of the Ducks during these playoffs. The Honda Center was filed to capacity for every single playoff game. They have really built a nice fan base here in Southern California. These Ducks aren't going away. They return everybody on the team. Although, Teamue Salemme is considering retirement. They are composed of many young players, a stifling defense, and a shut down goalie. This might be the first of many titles in Anaheim.


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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
886 days ago
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Thats the best you could work up this week? A pale Comparison to hot fire Walker's Rants serves up every week.
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The BeastAAA-er
886 days ago
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Wow! Take it Easy! Its an improvement of this and this
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The BeastAAA-er
886 days ago
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Take It Easy is a great song too!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
886 days ago
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Not bad Beast, not bad at all
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The BeastAAA-er
886 days ago
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Thanks. Not meaning to take ideas or anything.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
886 days ago
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It’s okay imitation is a form of flattery
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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I don't see how it's really "imitation" at all. Besides the word "rant," which should be attributed to Dennis Miller before anyone else anyway, the Beast's thing isn't like Walker Rants. The Beast is giving short recaps on news events while Walker Rants is short sentences of random observations. There's really no need to guilt trip him about it. If you ask me - which I realize nobody has - both titles could be changed to something more appropriate being that neither includes any sort of rant what-so-ever.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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Rant - v.
  • harangue: a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion
  • bombast: pompous or pretentious talk or writing
  • talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner
  • old English dance of the seventeenth century in duple meter and binary form
See, you both either need to make your articles a lot longer and with stronger opinions or add some very specific old English dancing to properly call what you do a rant. =)
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
886 days ago
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We gotta give Kobe a little break though, his namesake is that of cattle massaged throughout their lives only to be ferociously devoured...
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