Kelsdad's Board-To-Board with Manny Stiles

"It'll never happen to me" - every pro athlete ever.

Doolittle is with Phoenix, the visiting team was Mesa. The hitch is with his head, as he begins his arm forward toward the plate, he jerks his head, almost as if he's clearing it out of the way.

3 down, 8 to go

Typical, considering David Ortiz isn't black. He's a dark skinned Latino. Tell him that, he probably won't have a clue what you're talking about, then go and Google it. After he calls you back so you can spell "Google" for him.

Travel and Leisure is owned by American Express, good taste, huh?

The best night of sex I ever had was in West Reading, with one in Bethlehem, and one at UPENN getting pretty close. A lifetime of endless, meaningless sex in six months.

Damn, I miss Pennsylvania.

Here's the top AFL prospect list from last year, in order.

Maybin, Longoria, Snider, LaPorta, Adam Miller, McCutchen, Brignac, Jordan Schafer, Dexter Fowler, Taylor Teagarden, Antonelli, Anthony Swarzak, Clement, Arrieta, Velez, Joe Savery, Max Scherzer, Sean Gallagher, John Mayberry Jr, David Huff.

I'll have to go back through my notes from last year and refresh my memory on guys who stood out for me. David Purcey comes to mind, as does Chris Dickerson and Colby Rasmus. We should mention Sam Fuld, who won MVP and then went into Witness Protection.