Roger Clemens Tribute Caption Contest (6/28/07)

"I WANNA PITCH!"

When are the Pirates back in town?

"Yep, I'm getting paid almost 20 million for this...truly every minute a sucker is born"

I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse.

Thank you thank you, and for my next trick, I will bring hte Yankees back into contention....oops

"Hey... Gimme a break, I only suck THIS much"

"Well at least if the over the hill comeback doesn't work out, Viagra will have me - how's THIS for an ad campaign?"

If Clemens gets to 18 losses, it can be said that he earned a million for every loss. In my opinion, it would be priceless.

Roger Clemens uses the "this big" hand gesture to refer to the amount he's richer than everyone in the stadium, the amount he sucks and the amount most people couldn't give a crap about him at this point in time. However he only knows it's for the first one.

"Guess my zodiac sign. Nevermind I am a Gemini! I rule the world! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

I have come not to bury the Red Sox but to bury the Yankees.

"The right hand now knows what the left hand does..."

"What do you want, I'm just a whore"