SSR's Caption Contest Involves a Photo From Falcon02520 (3/31/08)

For the record, nobody in our section saw him throw the bat. We would assume the bat would still be in the picture...

Playing Wii makes you feel like you're a part of the game.

The decision to host the auditions for Dancing with the Stars at a baseball stadium have been met with universal approval...

In an odd twist of fate, Miguel Cabrera's bat was deported before a Spring Training at bat in Florida. Cabrera shamefully admitted he'd rescued the bat as it was hiding in a load of driftwood in the Miami Beach area. Cabrera went 1-for-3 with two strikeouts and was hit by a pitch in Saturday's game, made more impressive by the fact he played the entire game without a bat in silent protest of the deportation.

Clearwood in Clearwater?

Bats? We don't need no stinkin' bats.

Man versus Orb

Bathroom's THAT way ladies

Cabrera's conduction of the stadium wave is unparalleled in it's level of effort.

Look closely and you will see the ball... I wonder how he missed it?

I knew that wasn't pinetar I put on my bat!

my leg...oh my leg!!!

And the whiff... Tribute to Dan Patrick!

Damn, it is tougher to hit in the American League!

In a move that brought confusion and smiles, Cabrera spontaneously breaks out in dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller.