SSR's Caption Contest (4/10/08)

dude...this is just gross.

A-Rod plays with ARod.

A-Rod checks in on his ESPN friends, who have now shrunken to be pocket sized.

Sorry Mr. Guillen, i'm just really happy to see you.

So, 3 fingers down is a slider, huh?

"So A-rod, See you're eager to get you're hands on the wood today."

"Whoa, sorry, you're not Derek Jeter."

A-Rod talks to Canada about Softwood issues.

And this is where I shoot my steroids.

"Just a pinch between the cheek and gum"

From now on, I'm giving 10 captions instead of one...

1- Alex: "Well Ozzie, I heard what Mariotti said and I want to share something with you..."

2- Ozzie: "You got the itch there, I got it back here..." Both of them laughing: "TORONTO!"

3- Alex: "I call it my power hitter in the two hole."

4- Alex: "He's right here, tell Derek you said 'Hi!', yourself"

5- Alex: "Ozzie, your goatee is so scratchy"

6- Ozzie: "Does this mean I'm in your 40-40 club now?"

7- Ozzie: "Our team sucks this...", Alex: "Yeah, we'll my team sucks THIS!"

8- Ozzie: "I'm telling the ump you have too much pine tar on your bat"

9- Alex: "Every October, it crawls right back inside up here!"

10- Newspaper Headline: "Ozzie Guillen seen tampering with Yankees players Rodriguez and Wang"

Well Last Time I checked the count was two balls.

Yes Mr Guillien, they are both there. So when do i get my doner card?

It's like the cucumber scene from "Spinal Tap"

Now we know why Cynthia didn't divorce him.

Not to be a cynic but this game has become the equivalent to the Super Bowl commercials... everyone is trying too hard...

You mouth off to me Ozzie and I will use the big rod to shut u up!

2 balls and 1 strike.