The winner for the Boston Red Sox contest is The Ironman Jeff Garcia for this title:

Bill Simmons' masturbation material...least one of them.

Today, we'll start off a chain of daily or weekly articles on ArmchairGM, and give them different titles for fun. We'll go with:

The Friday Fryer (Christof)

Oh No RomoDraft Pick

761 days ago

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Puts my Articles to Shame

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SSreportersLegend

761 days ago

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LOL	Now, that was funny!

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

761 days ago

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Then again that could be said about most of my articles

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SSreportersLegend

761 days ago

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You say that all the time anyway.

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

761 days ago

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What can I say, I'm critical of myself

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RomiezzoLegend

760 days ago

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I have said some articles of yours. They're pretty darn good. So, don't be such a critical of yourself, ONR.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

761 days ago

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The Anna Kornakova Group

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RomiezzoLegend

760 days ago

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Sometimes I wonder if people involved in sports actually try to make the Friday Fryer. They have been doing so many stupid things.

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LASportsblogAAA-er

760 days ago

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I go about life assuming people are in general stupid. However I work at the front desk of a hotel so that should come as little surprise.

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The PipDiv-I Stud

759 days ago

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Pacman's Peeps

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False ProphetAll-Star

759 days ago

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Philadelphia Fryer

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