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Add or Subtract Game (11/13/07)

Posted by SSreporters
750 days ago


Original Headline:

Multiple injuries may sideline Hawks RB Alexander

Winning new headline:

Hawks improve at RB with injury to Alexander.

Coreyisarealboy


That was so true.


Here are the rules of this game:

1. I take a sports headline from a random site, post it here.

2. You can add words or subtract as many words as you like to make this headline funny as long as it is within the context of the subject.

3. Funniest headline wins!


Today's Headline:

= Johnson doesn't feel sorry for Gordon's failure =

A reference to Jimmie Johnson not feeling sorry got Jeff Gordon for some NASCAR chase thingy.





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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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Gordon fails: Johnson points, laughs and kicks sand in his face.
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SSreportersLegend
750 days ago
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Gordon sorry for his Johnson's failure.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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ohh SSR, how about: Gordon NOT sorry for his Johnson's failure, wife equally as impotent. Now that would raise eyebrows? How can his wife not get it up?
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SSreportersLegend
750 days ago
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In other news: FCC shuts this site down.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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I think if you remove Me, Manny, TB and Oh No Romo this site becomes 65% cleaner
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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...less controversial, less cynical, less discussion....
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SSreportersLegend
750 days ago
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Less good stuff.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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Johnson sorry for Gordon's failure, had to go to bathroom and finish himself off
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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ooo, I think he could of kept finishing himself off to, well himself.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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Southern NASCAR Fan: Jeff Gordon Sucks!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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You forgot to throw up on your own shoes, kiss your sister and your aunt, who might be the same person and scream DALE EARNDHART LIVES ON! From the back of your pick up with a Pabst Blue Ribbon in one hand and a Salisbury Steak in another.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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There's nothing wrong with PBR!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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True if you like bad tasting bubble water
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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...that gets you drunk for less money
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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I choose Keystone Light myself.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
750 days ago
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Touche Raw
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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I gotta go with Keystone Ice, mind as well go for more alcohol content if you're drinking a shite beer. And on the reverse of that, anyone ever try Labatt Ice? Now THAT is how ice beer is meant to taste.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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I won something? It feels like Christmas morning!
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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That wasn't my caption, by the way. I don't think I can top the Johnson failure one.
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TylersaltAll-Star
749 days ago
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Gordon's Johnson fails, doesn't feel. Sorry!
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
749 days ago
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Gordon's Johnson feels sorry for the failure of Golden Johnson
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The Ironman Jeff GarciaJV Squad
748 days ago
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NASCAR Makes It Into Add/Subtract Game. World Explodes.
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