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Add or Subtract Game (11/1/07)

Posted by SSreporters
762 days ago


Original Headline:

"Jets stick with Pennington at QB"

Winning headline:

"Jets stink with Pennington at QB" - Tylersalt


If you don't remember the rules, here they are:

1. I take a sports headline from a random site, post it here.

2. You can add words or subtract as many words as you like to make this headline funny as long as it is within the context of the subject.

3. Funniest headline wins!


Today's headline:

Cuban: No Kobe in Dallas

This refers to the Kobe Bryant Dallas rumors that were squashed by Mr. Cuban himself.



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LASportsblogAAA-er
762 days ago
Score 3+-
Kobe: No Trading Me To Dallas For Cuban's.
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TylersaltAll-Star
762 days ago
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Image:Apostrophe.png This user believes that reports of the death of the apostrophe have been greatly exaggerated.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
762 days ago
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Image:Dictionary.jpg This user will go out of his way to point out errors in spelling and grammar. It's not because he wants to be rude, but because he loves the language so much.

"He" is used for the sake of a pronoun. It equally applies to she.

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LASportsblogAAA-er
762 days ago
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I'm ashamed... I know better, oh well this will cheer me up
STDs This user believes Dane Cook is the comedy equivelent to herpes.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
762 days ago
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+++++++++++++
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TylersaltAll-Star
762 days ago
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No Cuban, Kobe in Chicago
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TrizzAll-American
762 days ago
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Chicago: No Cuban, want Kobe
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
762 days ago
Score 3+-
No Class in Kobe
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
762 days ago
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Kobe: No Cuban in Dallas, please!
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LASportsblogAAA-er
762 days ago
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I'll try again: Kobe: Dallas No. Chicago? Spark the Cubans.
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SSreportersLegend
762 days ago
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Kobe: I need a Cuban.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
762 days ago
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Cuban Won't Do Kobe in Dallas PL-00139C-lg.jpg
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
762 days ago
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Cuban: We Want Kobe, We Just Don't Want to Give up Dirk
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SSreportersLegend
762 days ago
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Cuban: We Want Kobe, now cut off his d&*k.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
762 days ago
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Kobe no Cuban, American.
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False ProphetAll-Star
762 days ago
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Kobe: No Cuban
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False ProphetAll-Star
762 days ago
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Cuban:No Kobe in Dallas

Kobe:No Kobe in Dallas

Selig: No Cuban in Chicago
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BlueCarpVarsity Captain
762 days ago
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Cuban: Kobe Is in Japan, Not Dallas
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RomiezzoLegend
762 days ago
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I feel like I'm chatting with all of the reporters in that DHL Delivery commercial with Kenny Loton... only this time, it's with Kobe.
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The PipDiv-I Stud
761 days ago
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Castro: No Kobe in Cuba!
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