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24/7 Bashing of Jay Mariotti: All You Need to Know

Posted by Tyrone Briggs
750 days ago


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The surgence of Jay bashing please some of us (well the Jay the Joke community) tremendously.

Perhaps now is the time to offer/share/advise all interested parties on the proper form and etiquette of bashing Facktard.

Has this type of format already been done here at the 'Chair. Absolutely and Manny Stiles would be the first to tell everyone.

However, in the tradition of ripping off others, no doubt Mariotti would be impressed.

So fire away with your questions. And remember, this is about bashing the man* and his* work*. Sympathizers need not to visit.



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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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The 24 hr hotline to bash Mariotti is now in service. Operators are standing by...
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule number one: You don't not write his name-- he is known as Fucktard
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Except at the 'Chair. Remember "a" instead of "u".
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RomiezzoLegend
750 days ago
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Fucktard? Facktard? Fack-turd? All the same...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Easy there Romie, don't get yourself banned!
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RomiezzoLegend
750 days ago
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LMAO! I think if I commented on Jay Mariotti without a cuss, I would be banned. ;)
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule number 2: Always include a * after you write he* or she* when describing Fu(a)cktard
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Q - Who's father actually wrote to the hometown paper to bitch about the treatment of his son, a notorious sports columnist*?
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Tyrone- you broke rule number 2- after son you need a * Answer- Fu(a)cktard's father-- Fu(a)cktard SR- GENO
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Okay, now find the link to the article....
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule number 3: Always include a * after you use the word column* or columnist* when writing about Fu(a)cktard
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule Number 4: Paco: Paco is his* little helper (if you get my point). Paco is an illegal alien trapt in Fu(a)cktard's bunker who is punished sexually everytime a Chicago team does something right or wins.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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That's kinda disturbing, yet not surprising
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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More here: http://boise...-to-know-me/
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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Thank you for the disturbing elaboration
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Just scratching the surface...
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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Well the pic was disturbing
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Mind you - I did not write that particular piece.

I did however provide Chicago the scoop on Facktard's clone - Greg Couch:

http://boise...ll-mariotti/
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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TB, I can only imagine how many disturbing illustrations you have of facktard
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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Then again, I don't want to imagine
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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napoleonjay.jpg
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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I never knew he was french
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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I never knew *facktard* was french. sorry jamel
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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No worries--- just use the * when in doubt
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule #5: Only a Fu(a)cktard can travel at the speed of light. This is shown by IT* writing the city on the top of his* column*. Many times it has been proven impossible for human beings to travel this fast and be at these locations like he* has claimed. However, Fu(a)cktard isn't a human being--- he's a Fu(a)cktard
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Or travel in time. As noted when Facktard writes "today" in reference to Sunday Bears games when in fact published on Saturday.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule #6: Fu(a)cktard is not a person*-- if you use that word please place a * after or just don't use it--- again he*, she*, it* is a Fu(a)cktard-- not a human* or person* or even a little person*
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule #7:

Not really a rule but more insight

A Fu(a)cktard is less than 5 feet tall. It's like a dwarf and midget (little person) muuuusssshhhhed together.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Rule #8: It is legal to toss a Fu(a)cktard: Illegal to toss a dwarf.. but not illegal to toss a fu(a)cktard
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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Held together by fecal content.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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"Bushy" Jay jaygeorgebush.jpg
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The PipDiv-I Stud
750 days ago
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^^^^^^^^^ When you have zero credibility multiplied by zero credibility what do you get??
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
750 days ago
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I know this too....
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Steel TownDraft Pick
750 days ago
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My computer just crashed trying to figure that out.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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A Manny
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KelsdadAll-Star
750 days ago
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Why does anyone give a flying shit about Jay Mariotti, or any other talking asshole for that matter, and even better, why does anyone bother WRITING about them? Seriously, nothing better to do?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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It beats reading and writing about the New York Yankees.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Clap clap clap clap Plus this is the only topic that Tyrone and I can bound on... that and the "hey boy" situation
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KelsdadAll-Star
750 days ago
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Give me a break, Tyrone, it's the off-season for chrissakes. By the way, how'd the Bears do last night?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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The Bears "A-Holed" in the 4th quarter like they usually have done this season. Thanks for asking.
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KelsdadAll-Star
750 days ago
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I heard they "A-Holed" (nice analogy, by the way) on their first possession. Grossman started, didn't he?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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It was a short night for Rex as he "Barbaroed" himself for the third time in his career.
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KelsdadAll-Star
750 days ago
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Now that's funny!! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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Ummm... I would LOVE to ramble on about the tremendous work done at JTJ, but I've been banned under several user names - including "Manny Stiles Sucks". To be fair I did ask to have the user name "Manny Stiles" deleted from the site, but the other three bannings were VERY hasty...

Apparently the site is therefore CREDIBLE!

#694 BAN Manny Stiles
from ALL things credible.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
750 days ago
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A very unforgiving bunch indeed.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Dude man. It's because you totally spammed the site and you copy and pasted a done of crap on it. You did act like a total douche...anyway, why are you bitching to Tyrone and I- we don't control that- go call Pat and Matt
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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Who's bitching? I think it's funny that I've only been flagged at one bar in my life (when I yelled at a guitar player for sucking - only to find out he was the bar's owner) and I've only ever been banned there. By the way - the three bannings were not Copy and Paste related AT ALL - I asked to have my user removed after the famous Briggs-Stiles Battle of 2007 - nice try, "total douche" - hell, one user name was banned before I EVER POSTED A SINGLE COMMENT
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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You sooo coooolllll! I'm sure that 12 year olds thing you're pretty "bad ass"--
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
750 days ago
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I guess you would know about 12 year old things... Chivas Regal is the only 12 year old things I touch.
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JamelAll-American
750 days ago
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Any where did all the other 5 articles on Fu(a)cktard go?
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