Caption contest 3/21/08

that guy jeter? loves the #$%$...

"Oh my god, Derek, you're choking! Hang on Derek, I know the Heimlich Manuever! No, Johnny, let me do it! I can do it! Please? Gimme, gimme, I need, I need! Okay, now hold still... UGH! Heh, look everybody, for once I'm not the guy choking! Hahahaha! Wasn't that funny, Derek? Just like the good ol' days when we'd sleep over, right Derek? Derek? Hey! What do you mean he inhaled that chicken bone like a 'True Yankee'? Who said that? Giambi, was that you? Hey. Step away, Andy. I can so handle the pressure of giving future hall of famer Derek Jeter the Heimlich Manuever! What's that, Derek? You can't breathe? You should relax, your old pal Alex is right here... UGH! Hey look guys, for once I'm not the one with the blue lips! Har!! That was funny, huh Derek? Derek? Yes, I'm doing it right, okay, Jorge? Take it easy. Derek's gonna be just fine. What do you mean he's seizing? I'll tell you what, Doug. You don't tell me how to give future hall of famer Derek Jeter the Heimlich Manuever, and I won't tell you how to hit better than .147, mmkay? Isn't that right, Derek? Derek? Stay with us here. Hypoxia? What the hell is that? Look, Derek's just fine... I did a good job, right guys? Right? Hey, who are those guys in the white jumpsuits with those nets? Are they for catching butterflies? I love butterflies. Hey, why are they coming over here? I didn't do anything wrong, right Melky? Melky? Where's Derek? What do you mean he died of asphyxiation? That can't be true! Hey, fellas, what are those needles? Is that thorazine? Why, that's my favorite conventional antipsychotic! Hey! Take your hands off of me! Joe, why are they fitting me for a straitjacket? I've been a good Yankee, haven't I? A good Yankee! Yes, I'm such a good Yankee! So.... sleepy.... Sleep tight, Derek.... We'll have a big sleepover now.... Yes we will.... Yes... we.... will --- " FIN.

"Yanks plow their way out of Boston."

A-rod and Jeets celebrate Patrick's time machine. Next March when this caption contest occurs, the picture will make more sense?

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Here's the wind up...and the pitch!

Patrick, next time don't use an image with a watermark like this one has. It kills the quality