Caption Contest for 7/6/07

Dude, the 8 goes on the Kobe, not the victim...

This isn't a caption, but Rex sure looks happy.

It's called rump shaker, the piece is like sweeter than candy

I'm feelin' manly and you say it's comin' in handy

Slidin' my claws from New York down by N. Virginia

Ticklin' you around Delaware before I enter

Total seduction, from face, hips, to feet

A wiggle and jiggle can make the night complete

Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award

Here's a hint, it's like a long chop sword

Flip town, so let me see you shake it up like dice

The way you shake your rump is turnin' mighty men to mice

But A+ got a surprise that's a back breaker

Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker

All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom

Just shake your rump

So, which one moaned first?

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of course, with a little photoshopping... you get this -

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Now that Tank Johnson spent time in prison, Rex Grossman can expect this all of 2008.

Mick Vick practicing for his potential stay in the big house?

The Green Bay Packer is actually Lovie Smith. They don't call him Lovie for nothin'...

And you thought the super bowl was bad...

Was it good for you?

15 yrd penalty for "roughing the passer without a reach-around"