Caption Contest 7/11/07

Ouch- How I feel after finding out everyone hates me

After a failed attempt at balancing rawhide on his nose, Philadelphia shortstop Jimmy Rollins announced he's going back to spoons.

what every phillies fan deserves! j/k...uh maybe not :)

Ahh I am Clyclops and I will clobber you with my big wooden Bat !! Odysseus you better watch out now. How about A rematch ?

aaaannnndddd Pat Burrell feels better about taking all those pitches...

haven't we had this picture caption contest'd before?

Aaron Rowand - Now you know how I feel!

That should be Barry Bonds.

Schilling rehearses his pitch to Bonds when he gets to 754 Home Runs.

Joe Buck: And Jimmy Rollins gets hit by a pitch. So, we now have a runner on..

Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins demonstrates the importance of keeping your eye on the ball.

Dickie Thon chose the wrong game to start watching baseball again.

Taking the phrase, "Balls in your face" literally now?

"Now I'll never be a teenage model!"

Suggested penalty for violating the new Armchair code of conduct.

I spy with my little Eye.

"It's Not a Tumor"

Phillies Shortstop JImmy Rollins goes to sign baseball for young Mets fan during series in New York, and instead gets hit in face. When the young fan was asked why he threw the ball at Rollins, he replied "I don't like players who claim division championships during spring training." Rollins had no comment upon hearing the fans reasoning.