Caption Contest 5/22/07

fixed, jerk!

damn formatting... *censored*

Briggs sure fumbles alot for a linebacker...

Seriously, change "FP" to "Stiles" and you the same amount of plusses that you did minuses... when will you guys learn?

Do you really care about this plus/minus crap Manny? Do you really need to feel vindicated and approved by a bunch these ArmchairGM kids?

Do you vindicated and approved by your "attacks" and putting the "kiddies" down (Psst - You're not even good at it)???

Maybe you should ask yourself... Does it matter to me if it matters to Manny or not? You should talk more about what's happening in the world of sports instead of the world of Armchair... We talk about ideas and events, not petty attacks on each other... or when we do attack, we make it funny so other people can enjoy it too, not just look at their screen and groan...

I swear you're the only person I can't get sarcastic with. You're too effing serious. There's already too many serious moments in life. Have some fun.

Actually, all that seems to happen around here is a bunch of conforming self-righteous kids (and one stay-at-home dad) circle jerk each other with pc feel good comments about benign sports scores and other "safe" fluff material ripped straight from the Associated Press without any originality. However, Manny does possess some shred of creative satirical talent but shamefully suppresses it simply to appease and garner the approval of the neophytes. That my friend, is a darn shame and the absolute worst influence one could bestow upon these impressionable yet ignorant young minds.

Glad you have all the answers Tyrone, now PLEASE show us how it's done Oh Mr. Answerstoitall. PLEASE lead as example as you have shown us the correct path to follow.

I'm still in awe over your column dedicated toward "oral". Fascinating but admit I was somewhat surprised from the lack of a personal account on the subject.

Seems like I'm getting alot of Oral from you too, lately. You're breath probably smells a little Stilish too since you're trying to crawl up my ass this morning.

Get over yourself dude. If you were smart like I am you'd use this ego thing as a tool for good and not a crutch for evil.

See, I've known I'm not worthy of this existence, should have never been and should have been gone so many times already that I cherish every moment of NOW. YOU don't know what's going to happen next but you are preparing for destruction with your destructive ways. I am building and securing and treating people in a manner that allows them to be the BEST they can be. It's to my benefit to help others get better (I'm a reader too, a-hole and this shit is getting annoying)

That's where my ego lays. It seems yours is too busy lying to you and making you think you matter... sorry dude, YOU are ONLY matter... that's it.

Just stop before you get yourself hurt...

Manny, you can do better than that, please GET OVER MYSELF? A threat of violence? From you? That is below even your subpar standards. But you are right however regarding your own mortality of not mattering to the cosmic universe. But then again, I suppose I would be on the rather low end of self-esteem if I too crawled out of bed at the crack of 9 or 10 AM everyday while the wife long ago left to earn a living while you choose to blog hours on end with a bunch of kids.

Hell, did Manny just wake up and join us?

PST, brother

son of a sports guy - MST, not PST

I'm not going anywhere Anon#1.

A little late on this but even I gave The Beast a thumb up for having the guts to post that retort. Good for you kid! Kind of reminds me of the Spider shot in the foot scene from Goodfellahs with Joe Pesci, only with a much better outcome for the youngster. Well done Beast.

tyrone, it takes balls to do something like that. I'm impressed at the class you showed with that. Thank you

Oh, I'm really not that bad there False Prophet. Beast took a leap of faith, posted a caption and I laughed. Well done again kid. And do me a small favor? Let Leslie know that nothing more is going to happen. Water under the bridge and he should not avoid posting his columns here at the website (if that is the case - I've actually not visited his page for a few days now). I know you guys are somewhat pals. And I won't mock his columns like I did on my first Bulls post. Sound good?

sure. I'm glad you're going to contribute here. It'll be nice to at least get some more coverage of Midwest teams, even if it is chicago