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Caption Contest (9/1/07)

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by Falcon02520

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
820 days ago
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Science Fiction....The Wave of the Future
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ChristofMVP
820 days ago
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Nerd Bowl I
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Dominator528JV Squad
820 days ago
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Where the hell is the focus on this camera?
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Falcon02520Legend
820 days ago
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Sorry, they must have been going like a million miles per hour.
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Dominator528JV Squad
820 days ago
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I doubt that - our Police Department got 2 of those and the Mayor insists that we use them. I have seen 300 lb wheelchair riders out run them while eating twinkies.
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Falcon02520Legend
820 days ago
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I was kidding. Scarcasim is hard to translate in text.
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Dominator528JV Squad
820 days ago
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No problem - I figured you were - I just can't stand those things
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Falcon02520Legend
820 days ago
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But JZ has one, how can you hate them (sarcasim). Its pretty sad that the fact JZ owns one is the best selling point there is.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Horses Banned from Polo, PETA Cheers
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LASportsblogAAA-er
820 days ago
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I had a half-baked version of Tyrone's caption, so screw my idea I just endorse this one.
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
820 days ago
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"I wanna roll with the gangstas, but so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy ... "
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InterMatAll-American
820 days ago
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Jeff, That's definately worthy ... especially from an ODU grad!
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Dominator528JV Squad
820 days ago
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Hey look another Caption Contest involving balls
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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The Freudian symbolism of that statement and the fact that we are posting on a blog site on a Saturday night speaks volumes! FYI - less than 3 months to go until son#2 is born.
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KelsdadAll-Star
820 days ago
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Putting Green at Augusta Golf Club and Rest Home, April, 2047.
  • PM: Goddammit, Tiger, its been over 50 years, will you let me win ONCE, its not going t

o kill you, and even if it does, you're freaking 81!

  • TW: Screw you, Phil. I said it then, and I'll say it now, you'll never beat me as long as I live!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Phil's too fat even now to climb aboard that scooter let alone riding it in 2047...
)
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KelsdadAll-Star
820 days ago
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Yeah, I know TB, but I figured he'd be too fat to WALK then too.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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He might be able to kick Tiger's butt at hotdog eating however.
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SSreportersLegend
820 days ago
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That Larry Craig guy has to stop it.
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RomiezzoLegend
820 days ago
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Everything is possible with a Hoverround 2057!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
820 days ago
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Good point Rom. And Roger Clemens' agent is calling right now to see if Medicare will cover the cost for his client. Why walk to the mound when you get scoot in style?!
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RomiezzoLegend
820 days ago
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But he's the rocket!! I'm sure he can do it on his own.
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SSreportersLegend
820 days ago
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Clemens and Brett Favre.
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RomiezzoLegend
820 days ago
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Don't forget Julio Franco.
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SSreportersLegend
820 days ago
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And Joe Paterno. Although he's not a player, he's been coaching since the Dinosaurs were around.
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InterMatAll-American
820 days ago
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And now we'll segway to our next highlight.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
820 days ago
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol =)
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InterMatAll-American
820 days ago
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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DrpatriotAll-American
820 days ago
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This is a groaner. Luckily, I love groaners. Nice work.
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BlueCarpVarsity Captain
820 days ago
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Quidditch for beginners.
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
820 days ago
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"Today in Segway polo, Bill Gates score 3 goals while handing out two assists and annoucing a new shitty Windows system. Windows SuXP"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
820 days ago
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Today, polo... Tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!!
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
820 days ago
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In all seriousness what exactly are they doing?
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Falcon02520Legend
819 days ago
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Segway Polo; its the new sport on ESPN Eight The Ocho. Its taking the nation by storm.
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