Caption Contest (8/28/07)

The Argentine later denied rumours that his new red boots stick to opposing players jerseys. It took a further three minutes before he could shake the Brazilian #10 off his foot...

When in doubt, kick the player and the ball into the goal

Guy charged for identity theft of zinedine zidane.

"No, Man, you have to lay down and put your feet in my stomach. THEN it's like an airplane"

"Whee!"

A lil bit lower and he really would'a kicked his ass.

everybody was kung fu fighting!

I was just squishing a spider on his jersey.

Aren't my red shoes just pret-ty looking?

It's official, soccer provides the most awkward still photos in sports. Baseball comes in as a close second.

Apparently Ty Cobb's ancestors trace back to Argentina.

In an attempt to keep up with the ever evolving Red Cross regultaions Baldi Blueshirt uses the new, anti-germ passing, Heimlich techinique on the choking player. Much to his surprise the object lodged in his throat was the ball and his usage of the Heimlich was so good the ball shot into the goal

Stop playing with my balls

Buenos Aires: Football player catches opponent on his boot after a freak wind launched the man 50 feet in the air...how's that for ball control!

"I still havent learnt how to kick some ass, on or off the field." aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

"Hey, ref, I didn't mean to kick him. I was aiming for the ball. Don't card me... don't... damn!"

REFEREE...MY LEG WAS NOT HIGH ON THAT CHALLENGE...IT WAS AN OBVIOUS DIVE!