Caption Contest (24/08/2007)

can't see... blocked at work. any chance of uploading to this site?

Hold tight, I need to put it in first - nobody can!

Right, you should be able to see it now? The WYSIWGY is more difficult to use than the old fashioned way. It was the first time I've tried the WYSIWYG editor, too. Won't be too difficult, I thought. Proved me wrong! But yeah, first time I used WYSIWYG. Last time, aswell...

Yea I see, didn't know you didn't upload it yet. I love WYSIWYG, only wway I self taught myself html. Yea, dreamweaver!

Please, I have bigger fish to fry right now! :P

Holy crap! It's the 24th month of the year already? Where did Smarch go?

Let me help my fellow American people here. In other parts of the world (generally commonwealth countries), they put the day first, month next, then year last.

In other, other parts of the world they punctuate correctly.

Thanks for filling the missing "Spokesman" void we Americans had... (and wonder why they call us Ignorant). They use their day week month system (and the metric system) because they make sense. We do things the way we do because that's the way we do it. And we have the bombs.

Still doesn't explain why we use typewriter keyboards for computers.

Jesus christ guys...i was joking...i work for a canadian company, i'm used to the date thing...i guess i really have to switch to the sarcasm box too

Oh, I didn't see the face.

dd/mm/yyyy makes sense - it goes in increasing order of length - day is shorter than a month, month is shorter than a year... I guess I didn't need to explain that part, but what the hey, it couldn't hurt!

It doesn't make sense to Microsoft... or do all of your pictures from the first day of the month come up first?

I think its "Alllllllll right"

No...but that bastard adam sandler stole my idea...i've been thinking about that god damn remote for the better part of 15 years (which i probably stole from someone else)

the movie "Remote Control" with John Ritter and Pam Dauber perhaps?

John Ritter is more responsible for my weird premonitions from my child hood than anyone else... RIP

Three's Company was the perfect TV show. It was equally great and horrible at the same time while being the most popular TV show during TV's (and society's) lowest moment - the disco era. I know a guy that did so much LSD, he legally changed his name to "Jack Tripper". Ever notice that if the Jack, Janet and Chrissie/Sherry/Dawn/Patty/Selma/Bertha/Jenny/Terri/Traci/Vera/Eldrick/Donna would have just communicated and told the truth, there never would have been a show?

and I always liked the Ritter appearance on M*A*S*H

We should add +2 to MJD's to account for the -2 he normally gets...

I'm ashamed that I had to think for a minute on this one.

Fill me in, not much of an 80's rock band guy.

Agreed DP...sadly i agree...

Hey. That was MY idea!! :P

you inspired me!!

I'm glad I inspired SOMEONE here.

Wow, is that why Manny has been in bed all week?

Yes, absolutely (with complications thank you very much)... but mine were that big to begin with, so I don't know what his problem is...

Winner!

DNL in the side pocket...

Or middle, as snooker calls it... More accurately in my opinion, but there we go!

a plus for referencing one of my favorite movies.

"it shoots through schools"? When that movie played on HBO and (here's one for the Philly kids) PRISM(!) 900 times a month, I watched every airing. I had the entire movie's script memorized (and Pee Wee's Big Adventure, too - "I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel"). Hey, I was 10...

oh shit...Prism...

Wow, me too. When I put it on for my wife praising it as the best movie ever she fell asleep in the first 10 minutes.

Lawyer: "Before we begin my client would like to read from a prepared statement." Tommy: "Go ahead." Moronie: "I would like to direct this to the destinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much."

and my all time favorite: Wardon: "Your turn Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived." Priest: "Are you ready my son." Johnny: "I'm ready if you are father." Priest: "Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus." Prisoner: "So long Johnny." Priest: "Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus." Prisoner: "Be brave huh Johnny." Priest: "When's the next bus?" Johnny: "Always Neal." Priest: "Suma cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas" Prisoner: "Good luck Johnny." Priest: "centra fidellas. Hi fidellas." Johnny: "Why didn't I take shop?" Priest: "Post meridian. Anti-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians." Prisoner: "Bye bye Johnny." Johnny: "Bye Rock." Priest: "Magna Carta. Master charga. " Prisoner: "Spit in his eye Johnny." Johnny: "OK rabai."

Priest: "Dume procellas. Lotsa vitalles"

I'm watching it right now!!! Effing great! You farging bastages!

I bought the DVD about 6 years ago for $5 and still haven't opened it. That streak ends in mere moments.

Yes, I said PRISM!!! I will NEVER forget PRISM. I saw TONS of Flyers Phillies and Sixers games!!! In the early to mid 80's, the second Friday and third saturday of every month was a straight up porno movie. None of that Skinemax stuff. Legitimate porno. Dangerously all day Sports in the evenings and a porno to cap it all off. No parents around. And being 10 years to young to drink all of my Mom's rum and midori... 1984-85 among the happiest days of my life when I was 11...

11? in '84-'85. God, am I old!

LOL rink you beat me to it...actually, elephantitis is usually caused by a parasite that blocks the lymph nodes in your groind by a fillarid (a skinny, coiling worm)...I just took parasitology LOL

"I'm wishing you cancer!"

I know of two people that had a testicle removed due to SWIMMING POOL accidents (one on the diving board and the other RUPTURED a testes doing a cannonball!) another person who lost a testicle to an off-road motorbiking "mishap". And then there's my poor unfortunate Great-great Uncle.

My Great-great Uncle Helmsley P Montgomery (my Grandmom's Great Uncle) was an avid sportsman in the 1880's and early 1890's. He enjoyed fox chases and daily equestrian activities. One day he was breaking in a young colt when it kicked him with it's hind hoof directly into the junk, rupturing a testical. He died 4 days later from the septicemia and gangrene due to the dead testical tissue entering his blood stream. Similar to dying from a ruptured appendix. That wouldn't happen today unless you were far from help.

And I can only name John Kruk as a person to have one removed due to cancer. Lance Armstrong had cancer, but didn't get an removed, did he? who else?

Stop spreading the FEAR of cancer. The sooner we understand it as a society, the sooner we will end the stupid affliction and then we can "let out" the cure to AIDS once and for all...

It's clear that the special interest groups would never allow AIDS to be cured before cancer. Even though there already is a cure to AIDS, they're keeping it secret so they can cure cancer first then look like double heros for ending AIDS in succession.

They won't do it the other way because AIDS kills too many gays and druggies and they like that. Well, just my theory, but if they don't have a cure for AIDS already, they'd better get it... Wait til they find out the "cure to cancer" gives you AIDS...!!! eh?

Sorry I had to get serious there for a moment, but I refuse to let people spread ignorance about the junkal region. You are far more likely to occur reasonable force and/or trauma to you junk than get cancer there.

When you fear cancer, you give it to yourself.

and guard your jewels!

Doctors spend more time treating depression than they do treating cancer.

Manny, that is easier said than done! Took a puck to the junk in college hockey.

Ok, my comment was offensive. I want to appologize to anybody whom it may have offended.

I'm now more offended that you apologized.

I'm gonna go + all of the non-testicle related comments. Genius feels like a groin shot more than it references one.

other than Dan's miniature cue ball hurdler, there was no point.

i'll + all the testicle related ones ; - )

He was out for 33 off 28 balls. That's his job done for the match, now the rest of the team has to do the job.