Caption Contest- 11/13- Do we still do this?

I didn't do it- I just looked it up- I'm not into photoshop fackin stuff

Spike heels on turf? Differing sun angles. Looking stuff up and garnering reflected glory instead of being creative... What did you go to rehab for, PCP?

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Sorry that was suppose to be :(

HE HAS NO NOSE!!!!!!!!

What??!!!

I'll give you a thumbs up for that

But I'm not DD

It took me a while to write since I was laughing as I thought it up... If I wasn't busy as hell today, I would totally photoshop a Tickle Me Jamelmo doll to go with the Jamel Mexico jerseys.

Why are you sooooo meeeeaaaannnnnnnn--- awwww good old doubledee- whatever happened to her? Hey remember Sergeant Armchair- he was cool......

Am I mexican?

The pic above^^^ is Las Vegas' Rod Smart from the XFL video game, this one is Pac Man:

Uhm yeah whatever-- just don't say I'm mexican-- I aint' no mexican!!!!

You're more mexican't, apparently. I made those pictures when we thought you were in a gutter somewhere and Mike Vick was prominently in the news.

Hey where can I read some of the shit you guys wrote about me immediatley after my disappearance-- I mean my "vacation"-- I mean "rehab"-

You're good at using this computer thingee to find porn but you can't use it to squelch your curiosity?

Oooo my young apprentice--- the pornith finds me... I do not go to the porn... I pray to baby jesus each night and he rewardith me... this computer is only a medium I must use to "connect" with-- laws of attraction my friend-- you believe it to be true it is true- now where the hell do I look?!!!

Start trawling the archives, and may little baby jesus reward your ego hunt with the kind words first...

Good for you, and now you're the asshat that is about to get banned.