Caption Competition (9/3/06)

I thought it was Duke that sucked?

Since we normally turn these into a Caption Competition, I hope you don't mind if we do here!? :)

New meaning to the term 'Full Nelson'

...talk about fighting for the loose ball...

"Extra - US accused of throwing game in order for a full-blown payback"

"I'll have to charge you for that charging", "Posts him up down low", "The one time he DIDN'T go backdoor, he did this", "He took one for the team", "Two points are just two points", "In YOUR FACE!" I have a draft to do... I could be here all day on this one!

#30 got used to playing like this by practicing against JJ REdick in practice

haha i just noticed the guy in the green jersey has a black wristband and a white wristbnd on. how..."unifying" if you will.

...he couldn't wait till halftime, could he?

In the post game news conference, when shown this picture Nelson stated "What do you mean? This is how I got my scholarship"

Duke features several two sport athletes. This particular player in known for his leadership skills both in basketball and rugby.

Jump-ball(s)!

"Hey, Nelson, I learned this move from our lacrosse team!"

Duke athletes have already had their way with the females, now it's time for the males.

Question: "What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?"
Answer: "Cough, cough {gaging sound)"

Thank you sir, may I have another...?

"Nelson, you suck. No, really. You suck."

come on, someone think of a seinfeld-ism we can apply here!

Say hello to my lil' friend!

A Seinfeld related comment?

How about?

"Yes. Significant shrinkage!"

Seinfeldisms--"You can't double dip...";"I catch you treating your body like an amusement park";"I love muffin stumps"