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All-Star Postmortem / State of the NHL Semi-Address!

by LucXV
created January 29, 2008, last edited February 10, 2009
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Well, the NHL's version of the All-Star week-end is over and people are finally coming to realize that what they THOUGHT was hockey all year long... the last few decades... heck, all their lives... was nothing but sheer senseless brutality on ice!

The All-Star skills competitions, 3-on-3 rookie play and the actual All-Star game - now THAT was hockey! The object of the game is to match SKILL and APTITUDE in order to insert a rubber puck into the opposing net - THAT is the object of the game!

The spectacle of the game is to see as many goals as can be inserted get to be shot past the defense and goaltending of the other team - in a heated and close competition devoid of cheap hits, mindless violence and any dirty tricks usually employed by lesser talented competitors anyhow!

Alas, game "purists" -such as TSN's Pierre McGuire- believe that NOT to be real hockey at all. Purists such as he want a "real hockey game" with tons of bodychecks and much less goal-scoring involved - and that is definitely against the basic definition of the damn game! Maybe these purists, who know the game better than anybody else, truly don't know squat after all? Hey - if it works for Bible exegets, why not also for something as trivial as a "hockey (hokey?) expert" - eh?

Another type of purist and expert is the one who holds the old NHL status quo almost sacrosanct and cries "blasphemy" at some of the new rules in place... One such purist is The Hockey News' own Edward Fraser. Can I call him Eddie?

Eddie Fraser is no Eddie Shore, that is for sure! Why in blue blazes is he such a traditionalist then - eh?

You don't find him lamenting the fact that the newest sheer torture in the modern (and P.C.) NHL is to have played well enough (and have been lucky enough also) to keep it close and then wind up with nothing at all still - if you lose by one goal in REGULATION. INSTEAD... he decries the very existence of what he calls "the loser point" in the standings. A point obtained each time you make it to O.T. even if you wind up losing once there - of course.

Fortunately, the NHL powers-that-be made it so that, if you can keep the pace into overtime, you will be rewarded at least for the effort (and show of good fortune) with AT LEAST one point in the standings. The rules make it so that, now, in the "new NHL" as it is, playing for the "extra point" is then what it is truly ALL about. I find it to actually be a WONDERFUL concept - and much better than that expression some neanderthal on a high came up with when his brain was overloaded with euphoria and he exclaimed "winning isn't everything; it's the only thing." HA. If you're a coach and your job is on the line, maybe! In any other instances, the athletic performance is what matters. PARTICIPATION is the essential thing, as the venerable Pierre de Coubertin used to say (I paraphrase) and overemphasizing upon winning is not only unhealthy - it is obtuse!

The NHL hasn't done ENOUGH actually! They should reward teams with points for having kept it close for three periods! Why should only overtime losers get a point in the standings? Regulation time losers deserve (and NEED) points too! If the score is 3-2 after 60 minutes of play, give the loser a point for keeping it so close, will you?!? Heck - there should be points awarded PER PERIOD! That way, most coaches' jobs would be half-done already; their team would KNOW they have to focus on each play, each shift, each minute, each period and NOT LOOK TOO FAR AHEAD -and certainly not past any opponent!

Evidently, I am diametrically opposed to Eddie Fraser's point of view too - and vote NAY to any return to the "good ol' days" as he defines them - ever! As for Pierre McGuire's dream of a "real hockey game" that caters to the mercenary side of hockey players (with incentives such as cold hard cash for the players on the winning team - or home ice advantage "throughout the playoffs" as he put it on January 28th, the day after the All-Star game, on TSN. Excuse me, Pierre, but maybe you had a Molson Ex too many at the All-Star post-game party yesterday... You must have meant home ice advantage IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS - right?) Well, Pierre, when the All-Star game is played in Montreal next year - I hope none of your dream has come true! ;)

My point of contention today is the "loser point" though - so, in closing...

It's enough that worthy teams will be left with NOTHING AT ALL at the end of double or triple overtime losses in the PLAYOFFS. No need to taste that sour bitterness in the regular season as well.

On top of that, Eddie made a booboo! In his standings, he has these numbers: 7 Islanders 24 19 6 54 8 Boston 24 19 5 53

The CORRECT numbers have Boston sitting in seventh place instead - with 25 wins, 55 points. The 25th came against the Islanders, ironically - the team he has in front of the B's! And the final score in that one was 4-1. No loser points allowed there.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
692 days ago
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Why not make the NHL All Star Game an outdoor event when ideal for the host city (climate wise)?
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JuTMSY4Legend
692 days ago
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Luc, I'll be honest with you (and constructive), but your writing is very convoluted. Its almost as thought what you're saying is skewed by big words, odd sentences and extreme sarcasm...

and on that note, your sarcasm is just very very odd...

and While I agree that the "loser point" is kinda lame, I didn't know you agreed until the following paragraph...
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
692 days ago
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I actually think that is a terrific idea.
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JuTMSY4Legend
692 days ago
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I mean, i see your points MJD...until 2002 (or so?) NHL teams that were tied at the end of the game (65 minutes) each got a point...then they added the loser point...which was dumb at the time...because there was potentially 3 pts at stake in a game versus 2 originally...then in the New NHL they added shootouts, eliminating ties (which was very smart), but kept the loser rule... I think its stupid to award pts for 60 minutes of equal play...i'd prefer a system where the winner gets 2 pts and the loser gets one from shootout losses only (not OT only games)
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
692 days ago
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All I meant is that it was a good idea to play the all-star game outdoors.
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JuTMSY4Legend
691 days ago
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whoops...sorry MJD...

uh, yeah, I'm fine with that....but it kinda defeats the purpose of the skills competition portion...

Actually, while it'd be fun once and a while, over and over would prove to be annoying...the point of the ASG for the NHL is more scoring and finesse than the outdoor aspect...

so perhaps an occasional thing?
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CheezerAll-Star
692 days ago
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Justin has it right. This was my first thought when I read this article: Is this sarcasm? . . .and I couldn't really tell.
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SSreportersLegend
692 days ago
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Your sarcasm tuner was off yesterday, broken perhaps? :)
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SSreportersLegend
692 days ago
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Dammit, I don't know what is the sarcasm part either.


Anyways......
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
692 days ago
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I have an honest suggestion. I think you should focus on women's hockey where there is no checking. Men's hockey is, and always will be, a physical game. (Lest anyone think I am being sarcastic, I am not. I have the utmost respect for women hockey players as I married one,)
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JuTMSY4Legend
692 days ago
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very true...

Collegiant women's hockey has to be more finesse because they can't hit

and even collegiant mens hockey requires a little more focus because of the roughing involved (no fighting folks)

but, to me, brutality is part of the game...its like when a baseball manager comes out to argue a call, even if the odds are that he won't win (even though he may be right)...it fires up the team and the crowd...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
692 days ago
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With all of the article you write regarding hockey, you would think you would like some form of the game you grew up watching. All I ever read is about how you want to change it, and who you don't like. The NHL game is what it is, if you don't like it then I suggest you find a different game to watch instead. The reason I don't watch NASCAR is because I don't like it. I don't watch races and then complain about what I don't like and ask for change. It seems to me, you just don't like NHL hockey. Try watching womens or international hockey, those games might provide you with what you are looking for.
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LucXVWaterboy
691 days ago
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Hmm... The C-word was used! Convoluted, eh?

Of course I like to trick the reader - it is called having a style of one's own!  ;) Can't believe some of the typos that pop up though - but the style and the sarcastic tone; I am not changing a thing!

As for changing the GAME - I doubt that the very first hockey game ever played was rife with bodychecks, vicious hits and slams into the boards... Heck, there were no boards, were there? What most of you guys fail to see is that I am really calling for a return to the purest form of the game - as it was, circa 1899!

Or maybe I am being sarcastic again.

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JuTMSY4Legend
691 days ago
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well, you don't have to change anything, it was merely a suggestion...tricking the reader isn't style, its called being hard to read...

its just difficult to read and understand...

as for the game...tell me about baseball or football...should football players run on every down? (San Diego Chargers need not apply)

Games evolve...the first game doesn't mean the best game...
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Steel TownDraft Pick
691 days ago
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Considering that Hockey was based on LaCross, a violent game played by the indians to represent warfare, I would be willing to bet the first hockey game was a little violent too.
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LucXVWaterboy
691 days ago
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Hmm... Can a game deevolve too?

I always liked to read philosophical texts for that very reason too: they are harder than your average text to fully assimilate. Plus, I like to throw a curveball, once and again. In fiction, it's called "interesting twists and turns"

I don't see why editorials such as the ones I cook up should be less entertaining!

I'll, er, tackle football and baseball separately - eventually!

Football and rugby are different beasts though; whereas I always thought of the idealized hockey as soccer on ice!
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Steel TownDraft Pick
691 days ago
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Yeah, soccer on ice. That'll sell well in the US and Canada.
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LucXVWaterboy
679 days ago
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It's a tough sell anyways...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
657 days ago
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Ed Fraser does not work for The Hockey Network. He works for The Hockey News.
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LucXVWaterboy
630 days ago
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Ah yes - what was I thinking... TSN mindwiped me there...
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