An Obscene Caption Contest (9/25/07)

by Tyrone Briggs

Boxing is a tremendous sport underreported here at the 'Chair.

Eating all those doughnuts sure does seem to pay off for Tonya Harding indeed. However the pay per view event that the public may want to see is Harding vs Gillooly.

And besides how many of us can lay claim to shifting professional careers from terrorizing fellow Olympic figure skaters to boxing?

As Don King proclaims, "Only in America!"

PS: Congratulations to Afraidofedhochuli for winning yesterday's Sex Cannon Bashing Contest with this caption:

"Damnit...when we took him...we could of had Larry Johnson!!"

RomiezzoLegend

777 days ago

Score 3

Ref's thoughts inside his head: I wish I'd be raising the hand of that other hot chick behind me.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 4

he's more likely thinking 'Oh crap! I can barely lift her arm!"

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RomiezzoLegend

777 days ago

Score 1

It doesn't look like he's trying.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 1

He's screaming "Why me? Why me?"

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

777 days ago

Score 0

Hah! Ref (to himself): "She better be worth it..."

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Falcon02520Legend

777 days ago

Score 1

Thats a dude!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 1

Tony A.

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RomiezzoLegend

777 days ago

Score 1

SSReporters will probably say "FABIO!" eventually, but I think s/he's more manly than he is.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 1

Harding's nickname is "The Black Widow" - after she defeats her opponent, she eats them... Hereshe is shown after defeating Butterbean.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

777 days ago

Score 0

Uhh, eats them HOW Manny?  : )

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 1

Apparently in one bite... maybe with some 'Possum stew and a Piels on the side

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

777 days ago

Score 2

Actually the ref is thinking, "If I slept with this, I still wouldn't be gay, right?"

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TylersaltAll-Star

777 days ago

Score 2

"Man, now I'm gonna have to wash my hands."

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RomiezzoLegend

777 days ago

Score 2

Think of it this way: Washing your hands takes a lot less work than raising her hand up.

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SSreportersLegend

777 days ago

Score 2

Mike Tyson: I could beat him.

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

775 days ago

Score 0

beat him yet, but even Tyson wouldn't bite that.

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RomiezzoLegend

777 days ago

Score 2

You guys remember Ms. Trunchbul from "Matilda"?

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

776 days ago

Score 0

wow... I'd say that's out of nowhere, but you're not nearly as far removed from the 5th grade as I am :-)

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Rockymount7Red-Shirting

777 days ago

Score 1

"I'm glad I shaved my back for this"

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick

777 days ago

Score 1

And she needed Jeff Guilooli...why??

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