Eating Healthy With John Kruk

Baseball Tonight - Sexual Harrassment is only what we do when we're not talking about Baseball

Ex-Baseball Playing Retards Hump A Doorknob hosted by Karl Ravech

Harold Reynolds is Horny Again

Proof That Playing Baseball Doesn't Mean You're Qualified To Talk About It

Two and a half men

Banned Substances Tonight

Steve Phillips Tonight

Yes, we DID fire Harold Reynolds

He's John "1-0 count" Kruk with Eric Young as the poor man's Harold Reynolds... I'm Karl "That's right, no channels are showing syndicated re-runs of the Simpsons right now" Ravech and this is apparently the ONLY place ESPN is allowed to show Devil Rays highlights, but only when they play the Red Sox or Yankees. on the "Let's give Oral to the Yankees and Red Sox show"

The New York Yankees Tonight.

57 Minutes of Yankees and Red Sox and 3 Minutes of Peter Gammon

Since they weren't any good at what they did (playing, managing, general managing) we brought them here to talk about it.

Trust us; just because we don't know our dick from a thumbtack, we can still make up cool nicknames for stupid players who hit a homerun in a game that included the Yankees or Bo Sox

Why, SS, why? Why did you watch baseball tonight, if you're not even that much of a baseball fan? Were you that anxious to watch the stupidity of baseball analysts?

Proof that watching a Red Sox/Yankees game everyday can make you big bucks.

"Yankees/Red Sox and the 28 other teams they keep around to keep things interesting Tonight."

No Wonder We're On So Late Tonight

Karl Ravech introduces the team... "Mr. Blink-a-lot, Fat Man Kruk, Some black dude no one knows about, the manager who gave out the game bacll to the starter before the game ended, Peter GAmmons, and my goofy ass who needs to be cock slapped a few times" For those of you who didn't get it, "Scott Phillips, John Kruk, Eric Young, and Dusty Baker"

Dumbing Down Baseball With Phillips & Kruk