Missing Tiki

Tom Coughlin's House of Blues

The only reason for Joe Buck's football existence.

"At Least We're Not The Jets"

The reason why Peyton can make fun of Eli...

Extreme Laxative

Goosed In Another Nine Title-less Seasons

[LOL]. I guess that's what Peyton tells the Colts to do with the Giants...

If you want to win, bet for the other team..

Hear that sound? It's not Jimmy Hoffa coming back from the dead - it's Wellington Mara rolling in his grave.

Stumble Bums

#"Y.A. Tittle isn't walking through that door!"

1. Don't give up yet, we're still an NFC team, ya know!
2. Come on... if it wasn't for us, you'd be a Jets fan!
3. the "N.Y." stands for "Neverending" and "Yawns"
4. We're not hippies just because we don't have a Barber.
5. New York Not-the-Knicks
6. We might be Giants
7. When people stop paying attention to us, we'll announce "Jeremy Shockey is gay".
8. Two down, 14 more to moan, whine and bitch your way through brainless New York sports fans!!!!
9. At least we don't live in New Jersey! (Oooops!)

CSI: Meadowlands

The only team that has an Elisha as a quarterback.

http://deads...s-300314.php

(Thank you Deadspin!)

Not so much as an alternative title, but it could be their team motto: "We miss The Tuna and The Pusherman Lawrence Taylor."

The New Texans

Not a very strong day in terms of comedy...

The First Thing I Think Of Is Chris Berman

The New York "God, I wish we had ended up with Rivers"