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Alternative Title Game (9/13/07)

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by SSreporters

MJD won the last contest with his new title for FSN Final Score:

"Slightly Better Than The Infomercial We Used To Run In This Timeslot"

Today, give the title for:

Monday Night Football

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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
808 days ago
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Monday Night Test of the Mute Button
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SSreportersLegend
808 days ago
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Monday Night destroys your mute button.
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
808 days ago
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The game we can fall asleep to - including the color commentary guys.
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RomiezzoLegend
808 days ago
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I'd prefer WWE Monday Night Raw...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
808 days ago
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I don't work for WWE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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RomiezzoLegend
808 days ago
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Do you not work for Monday Night Football? If you don't, then twice as many HAHAs...
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CheezerAll-Star
808 days ago
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Football with Jaws!
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False ProphetAll-Star
808 days ago
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Used to be the Best show on TV, now its just a joke
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SSreportersLegend
808 days ago
Score 4+-
Dennis Miller should comment any moment.
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Dennis MillerWaterboy
808 days ago
Score 16+-
My Former Employers!

And I don’t mean to get off on a rant here, but I have to say that I expected a little more loyalty from those network honchos. Maybe not as much as Eumaios the swineherd, I’m a realist after all, but at least as much as Bazin for his Aramis. But no, I was abandoned like Miles and Flora in Bly. I was shot down so hard, I might as well change my name to Crispus Attucks Miller. To be honest, I’m so angry right now that the thoughts I’m having would make Chuck Palahniuk blush. But I can't blame them. They got the Maddinator to yak it up with Michaels. I mean, how lucky is that? The only way this could have played out better is if Greg Toland and Janusz Kaminski discussed it over scones with Akira Kurosawa. So best of luck to those guys at NBC. And as for the ABC suits, how about you pull your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds and make a good programming decision or two, okay, Babe?

Of course, that’s my sesquipedalian opinion. I could be wrong.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
808 days ago
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I wish I could vote 10 times for this. Truly hilarious.
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Davis21wylieMVP
808 days ago
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I don't know if this is the real Dennis Miller or not, but if it isn't it's a pretty good impression!
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Dennis MillerWaterboy
808 days ago
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I'm as real as you are, Bubbelah.
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Davis21wylieMVP
808 days ago
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Wow, you told me, DM. By the way, your original post was more long-winded than a Strom Thurmond filibuster...
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Dennis MillerWaterboy
808 days ago
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Hah! Now you're catching on!
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Silencer76AAA-er
808 days ago
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So the burning question now is...who recruited Dennis Miller and how long until Jamel reappears so he can do an interview similar to the one he did in Joe Dirt? After all, Jamel was just as pathetic...rofl
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
808 days ago
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You've got to figure out a way to type that annoying laugh he did after saying something he thought was the funniest thing since Shakespeare's Measure for Measure
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
808 days ago
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Has the reign of Pean been extinquished?
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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain
808 days ago
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Now 100% Joe Theismann Free!
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
808 days ago
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Damn, you beat me to it! :P
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The Ironman Jeff GarciaJV Squad
808 days ago
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Happy Hour With Tony Kornheiser
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
808 days ago
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Madden is gone but we still want to suck off Favre.
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The Ironman Jeff GarciaJV Squad
808 days ago
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Thank Your Lucky Stars Tim McCarver Doesn't Do Football...Yet
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
808 days ago
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Or Joe Buck
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
808 days ago
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Two White Guys and Mike Tirico
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KelsdadAll-Star
808 days ago
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Two white guys not named Dennis Miller and Mike Tirico
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Yakob878MVP
807 days ago
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at least its better than sunday night football
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