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Alternative Title Game (8/31/07)

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by SSreporters

Woodsmeister won yesterday's alternative game with the new title for ESPN's First Take:

Skip Bayless is Blackmailing An ESPN Executive So We Have to Put Him on the Air

So for the last one of this week, come up with the alternative title for:

Football Night in America (NBC Pre-Game Show)

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ChristofMVP
805 days ago
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Bathroom Break!
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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain
805 days ago
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Now With 110% More Bob Costas!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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That Other Kind of Football Night in The Rest of the World
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Small town pillagerVarsity
805 days ago
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Real Football night in the only country that matters. Get out of here with that soccer crap.
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Ignorant Lack of Knowledge Around the World Comment of the Day.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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That's not ignorant lack of knowledge. It's a SUPREME showing of knowledge and American Pride at it's most ignorant! There's a subtle difference.

Quit trying to pussify the red-blooded Americans so the "rest of the World" doesn't cry about our arrogance (moreso). It's like telling your dog to meow because the rest of the world is full of pussies. WE ARE THE DOGS OF THE WORLD!

Our forefathers and many, many great Americans gave their lives so we could ENJOY the right to be self-righteous pricks, dammit!

Besides anyone from ANY another country who bitches about Americans is a fool because GUESS WHAT? - America was MADE by people from YOUR country too...
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Look, the world does not revolve around one country, and saying that we're the only country that matters is quite ignorant no matter which country you're from.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Taking me seriously is ignorant, and thanks for responding ignorantly before the words I typed sank into your skull...

Why is America the center of the world? We have the most bombs and the most money.

In the rest of the world if you have an accent, you are a world traveller with experiences and stories to tell.

In America, if you have an accent, you are a f***ing foreigner.

GUESS WHAT - 99.95% of American's heritage is from some other country.

There is nothing wrong with verbally bashing the world and shitting on soccer. Here in America, we call it "Freedom". You can kiss asses and pretend to be holier than thou about this all you want... calling people ignorant doesn't make YOU smart!

Ignorant Americans kick ass! (I prefer to be called "rude" since I am aware of my "ignorance")
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Well Manny, some of these countries like the Iraq and South Africa, they um need to help with education, and some of us Americans don't have maps.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Then tell the teachers and mapmakers of Iraqi and South African descent here in America to do their jobs better.

For every hundred million idiots you can find in America, there are 2 billion idiots just like them in the rest of the world...

People ARE stupid... not just American people.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Guys, it wasn't a social commentary. It was a joke because the word "football" has different meanings around the world, and I think it's redundant to call something "Football Night in America" because where else could there be a night for the American version of football?
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Manny, tell me you got the joke.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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I "got" the joke, thus the reason I responded the way I did.
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Good, now speaking of Diff'rent Strokes, I've got to go scrape Gary Coleman off my shoe.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Oh, so it's ok to make fun of American midgets, I mean smaller people... but not ok to blast the rest of the world? Check and mate.
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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The ghost of Andre the Giant has just stepped on me.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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OK, there's another common, ignorant misperception - ghosts aren't the same size as the humans they once were. Andre's ghost is probably veeeeery small...

Or are we ripping people with acromegaly now? What's next? Kicking puppies, nuking whales and hunting unicorns??

(yes, this is very fun for me)
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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My entry: A direct ripoff of the title Hockey Night in Canada because we lack creativity.
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CheezerAll-Star
805 days ago
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We Wanted to Name it "Hockey Night in Canada" But That Was Already Taken
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RomiezzoLegend
805 days ago
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I bet you 1/2 the football fans' population would prefer to watch that right now. OK, maybe not in Canada.
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CheezerAll-Star
805 days ago
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damn, late again. Sorry SSR
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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That's okay, I was waiting for Filler.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
805 days ago
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Football Night in America: Our ratings suck so much we have to have 70 different panel members
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
805 days ago
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What? We are boring? Well, here's an expose by Oberman.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
805 days ago
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John Tesh wasn't available to do the music
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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That was the only exciting thing John Tesh could ever come up with.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Hey, it's ignorant music comment of the day - John Tesh made this song as well as... this little ditty and probably a dozen other songs you'd recognize (not counting the 500 sappy crappy love songs that would make you puke)

Give the man his proper credit!

(Note - Tesh did not make the videos, just the songs)

PLEASE do not touch your keyboard without knowing what you are about to type...
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Different Strokes for Different Folks.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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"Diff'rent Strokes" theme song was co-written by Alan Thicke... Try and convince me the Bulls theme music in the mid 90's wasn't supercool. That song pumps up EVERYONE.
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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That was wicked. Alan Thicke owns anyway.
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B-ryeJV Squad
805 days ago
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This little ditty was actually The Alan Parsons Project. Talk about not knowing what to type....
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CheezerAll-Star
805 days ago
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Is the Game on Yet?!?
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InsanMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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This is getting repeatitive, switch it up.
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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Come up with the alternative for Girl's Gone Wild?
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InsanMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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u've done, what? 4 nfl pregame shows in a row? we get it, lets move on...
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SSreportersLegend
805 days ago
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No problem dude, let's see what I can do on Monday.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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Here's a suggestion for the Alternative title game - ArmchairGM.com
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InsanMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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do it, but not on monday (labor day), do it on tuesday
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
805 days ago
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You can create one too man.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
805 days ago
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I could create a couple thousand of these (there's more than TV shows to rename - books, movies, catch phrases, cliches, etc) OR, I could go back to writing sports content articles, eh?
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
805 days ago
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Hey, King of the Hill is on
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CheezerAll-Star
805 days ago
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Don't you mean "Mountains Out of Molehills"?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
805 days ago
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Tiki Go Back to the NFL.
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