ALternate Number 1 - The Top 10 List Contest (08/29/07)
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by Dominator528
I had this idea and thought I would see how people would like it. I was going through the archives of David Letterman's Top 10 List ( http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/19990114.phtml) and in the nature of our Caption Contests and the Re-Name the Show Title Contest - I thought we have some creative members that would have some exceptional continuations to some Top 10 Lists. Things the writers would have used (instead) if they were as funny as us. I will post a sports themed Top 10 List (credited to the site it was taken) and then we can post items we think SHOULD have been on that Top 10 List. If it is liked I will keep finding more.
Originally aired: Thursday, January 14, 1999
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Football Jokes
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10. "No--I said, 'Look at the size of Mike Ditka '."
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9. "Next time, moisten the needle before inflating."
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8. "Is this enough for a first down?"
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7. "She thought it was Jimmy Johnson's hair."
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6. "I don't gamble, but that's one hell of a spread."
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5. "For god's sake, don't spike it!"
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4. "Dick Butkus."
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3. "Amazing how he went from a quarterback to a halfback to a fullback."
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2. "And then the Oiler nailed the Cowboy from behind."
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Thier 1. "He was caught Keyshawning his Johnson."
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Now what do you think the Number 1 Punchline To Dirty a Football Joke should be?
