Your very late NFL Season Preview: Playoffs
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by Suckatsports
Just like when I was back in school, I like waiting till the very last moment to get something done. Everyone's already posted their NFL previews. Some go team by team in a very detailed fashion. As I've already stated, I'm much too lazy for that, so we'll go division by division. That of course leads right into the playoffs - and your Superbowl winner. What, too early? Some picked the winner a week after the last Superbowl was finished. I think I'm late on this!
Playoffs? You're talking about playoffs? I just hope we win a game! The immortal words of the greatest father-son coaching tandem in NFL history - The Mora Sisters - still ring true to this day. I don't want to drag this out any longer, the suspense was killing me, but here are your bullet-proof picks for playoffs, and the Superbowl.
AFC : Let me just knock a few things out immediately - Chargers, Jets, Bengals, and Colts will not be in the AFC championship game. Chargers because they have Norv Turner, and his resume speaks for himself. Jets, because they will play on the first weekend against fairly strong division winners. Bengals have a defense that makes the best impersonation of a sieve. And Colts because they're about to revert to their pre-defense days. So, AFC championship comes down between the immortal team that [almost] never loses in the playoffs and half a team. Patriots take this, because I take Bill over Brian, Adelius over Ray, and Brady over McNair, and really, who wouldn't? Hard to bet against a team that looks like a juggernaut.
NFC : It's hard not to pick the Iggles to get back to their pattern of losing NFC Championship games, so I'm not going to do it. The fact is, the NFC is fairly weak, and the best team on paper happens to be the Chicago Bears. Unfortunately, they also have one Rex Grossman under center bobbling snaps. I don't trust him in the regular season, and even less so in the playoffs. Even though the defense doesn't look that promising, the Saints bandwagon is high off the ground, and I think I'll injure myself if I jump off, so I'm still on in the meantime. Eagles fall again in the NFC championship game, this time to the New Orleans Saints. It's the second feel good story in as many years for that team.
Superbowl: A very sexy match up of David against Goliath, the scrappy team that could, against a legendary monopoly of the Lombardi Trophy. We've seen this before, in 2001, when the scrappy team that could occupied the opposite sideline of the mighty St. Louis Rams - New England Patriots - and that turned out to be one of the most fun Superbowls. In a colossal upset, I pick the team with a history of futility in the playoffs to knock off one of the most perfect post-season assassination machines in the history of the NFL.
Saints 34, Patriots 21. '
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