You Think Youse Know Baseball? 4

Strike Three swinging on a high fastball when the catcher was "setting up" for a curveball outside. Pitch was never touched by bat or catcher but hit the Umpire square in the facemask and bounced right to me (the pitcher) along the first base line where I tagged the runner who was too confused at what transpired to run.

My catcher was pissed at the ump for leaning all over him and not getting calls so he came out to the mound mad as hell and demanded I throw the high fastball "no matter what" he called for and he would setup way outside to expose the umpire (who would be guessing offspeed pitch with the catcher's "body language".

I drilled the ump right in the facemask at about 92 mph (yes, for real) and it just so happened that the batter swung and missed and that it caromed right to me...

K, 1, Unassisted putout.

The "official scorer" said he wouldn't call it a WP or PB since it was really neither (it never went past the catcher's box.)