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You're just gonna love this one, Dirk.

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by Bernard9119

Remember when the Dallas Mavericks went ahead of the Miami Heat 2-0 in the 2006 NBA Finals?

I do.

It was a bleak time for Bernard, an avid hater of all things Mavericks.

But then a funny thing happened -- in fact it was f-g hilarious -- Dwyane Wade shot 73 free throws in the next four games, including 25 in game 5 and 21 in game 6, and the Heat won, going away, 4-2.

The refs basically handed the series over to an inferior Eastern Conference team.

Any time there was a big moment, Wade was fouled ... in fact, any time a Dallas player even looked at Wade in a key situation, a foul was called. It was high comedy.

Every crucial play was a Wade free throw.

It got to the point at which it was almost like watching a rousing episode of the King of Queens ... if that show had been at all humorous.

Wade would just haphazardly fly into the lane, knowing he was getting two free looks and maybe just one if his out-of-control heave would happen to fall in.

It was great.

At the time, Bern here had two prevailing theories -- 1) the NBA desperately needed an Eastern team to win, due to the fact that it wanted to chip away at the lesser conference's JV image; and 2) there was no damn way it was letting Marc Cuban win a title in its league.

Well, throw another wrench into that theory, because the today we learn that the FBI is investigating an NBA referee who bet on games, in which he officiated, and attempting to determine if his actions affected the spreads of said games.

I am hoping and praying that said referee worked that series -- A) it would answer a lot of questions as to why Wade could have handed the 2006 Finals MVP trophy over to the refs, and no one would have thought it odd, and B) because I just want to see Dirk get his heart torn out ... for like the 50th straight time ... even more violently than the day he found out he had AIDS.

Bernirk.

This article can also be found at my site, The Life and Times of Bernard, along with my musings on other various sports issues and national news/events.


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ChristofMVP
888 days ago
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Any reason why you wrote two articles with nearly the same title?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
888 days ago
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Your time machine is stuck on 2006... Get over it, you should have never been there to begin with! Go Suns...
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
888 days ago
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Thats right Grant Hill is the Savior again....
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
888 days ago
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Just kick me in the nuts every time you mention his name - it will hurt me worse - I didn't want him (especially to essentially give away picks and James Jones to get him)
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Bernard9119Soccer Kid
888 days ago
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It's the same article. One of them posted with a spelling error. I don't really know what happened.

"Your time machine is stuck on 2006... Get over it, you should have never been there to begin with!

Go Suns..."

Was that addressed toward me? Strange that you followed that with "Go Suns" if it was.

In regard to 2006, I will always love that year. The NBA Gods just kept throwing sh-t at the Suns and they just kept fighting. I have never been more proud to be a fan of any team than I was that year. They almost made the Finals with a 6'7" French dude -- who plays poing guard for his national team -- playing power forward. It still blows me away.

Read ":07 Or Less" by Jack Macallum.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
888 days ago
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You can edit a spelling error
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Bernard9119Soccer Kid
888 days ago
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It was in the title, so I couldn't.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
888 days ago
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arent they the same?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
886 days ago
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I know I have a bias, but the refs handed over the series? Lest we forget who reached the record for ALL TIME FREE THROWS IN A PLAYOFF?! Hint: it wasn't Wade...
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
886 days ago
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Look, man, you can say what you want, but the Eastern conference playoffs are like a scrimmage. The Cavs did not face a +.500 team in the playoffs, this year, until they got to 53 win, #1 seed Pistons -- and Detroit likely would have been struggling for an #8 seed, had they played a Western Schedule. Golden State would have torn through the Eastern playoffs in about 15-16 games, this year. The Heat got exorbitantly lucky. The Spurs and Suns were both horrifically injured and, still, each almost beat Dallas.

The Heat were basically scrimmaging against college teams in the Eastern playoffs.

That, combined with the fact that Wade wasn't even actually playing basketball in the last four games (because flying into the lane to draw an inevitable foul call is not sport), is enough evidence of the fact that Miami was lucky.

Enjoy it.

Luck wins championships -- just ask the '04 Pistons and the '06 StL Cardinals.

The Suns are a cursed team. People would care if they played out East, but they don't.

F Robert Horry.
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Bernard9119Soccer Kid
886 days ago
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Anonymous Fanatic #2 was me.
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JdmacorWaterboy
886 days ago
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Sorry, the above comment was me. I forgot to sign in.
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