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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

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by Brendan.Canney

The Kansas City Royals are so bored with losing they've started shooting their own sports reporters. Outfielder Emil Brown hit KMBC sports reporter Karen Kornacki near her left eye with a pellet gun while she was interviewing Tony Pena Jr. A team trainer got her an ice pack and she left to go see an eye doctor. Emil Brown insists that it was an accident and apologized immediately there after. KMBC’s assistant news director, Gary Roberts, has said that the injury isn't serious.

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Dolph72Varsity Captain
857 days ago
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The Royals are actually better than they were at this time last year and are competing with the White Sox for the honor of not being in last place. They might not even lose 100 games this year! Hooray!
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
857 days ago
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Wooo!
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Ra33chSoccer Kid
857 days ago
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love the movie reference
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RomiezzoLegend
857 days ago
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I'm calling it. The White Sox are going to have worse winning percentage than the Royals this year.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
857 days ago
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I think I'm going to have to disagree with yah.
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RomiezzoLegend
857 days ago
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Well, their secondbaseman, Iguchi is gone. He just went to the Royals. And Podsednik is injured, and I believe Crede is as well. Soo.. things are looking pretty bad for the ChiSox. 13.5 behind the AL Central leading Tigers, while the "hot" Royals are doing better than they have over the years, as they are only 15 behind.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
856 days ago
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I appreciate you putting hot in quotations. =)
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RomiezzoLegend
856 days ago
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Well, if I didn't, I'd be an idiot, now wouldn't I?
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KelsdadAll-Star
857 days ago
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Good to see Brown finally hit something.
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
857 days ago
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zing...
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ChristofMVP
856 days ago
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Gotta have some fun during the dog days of summer.
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ApriscoWaterboy
856 days ago
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Brown is good buddies with Bret Saberhagen and Vince Coleman. The Royals may finish higher than the Sox because the Sox have a group of underachieving veteran who likely will just pack it in.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
856 days ago
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Underachieving? Perhaps they're correctly achieving and previous years was overachieving.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
856 days ago
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Here's the video http://www.t...0/index.html
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
856 days ago
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I'll just hope that Trot Nixon doesn't get any ideas from this.
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