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Why the Hell Did A-Rod Make a Curtain Call Tonight?!

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by Fakegeorge

From the desk of Fake George Steinbrenner:

Did you see that?! I was watching it from the comfort of my owner's box and I couldn't believe it. A-Rod hits a one-run homer. We were already up 2 runs and his shot puts us up by 3. Nobody is calling his name or anything and next thing you know, Mr. Ego hops out of the dugout and doffs his cap!

What the hell?! Hey A-Rod, how about waiting till the fans call for you next time?


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MegECass110AAA-er
825 days ago
Score 8+-
Apparently he's psychic. He knew it would be the deciding run.
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IbeargRed-Shirting
825 days ago
Score 5+-
he knew there was a chance Farnsworth would be in the game and every run would be needed, does that make him psychic... perhaps
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ChristofMVP
825 days ago
Score 3+-
He wants to be loved.
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RomiezzoLegend
825 days ago
Score 2+-
I think we all knew that.
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
825 days ago
Score 2+-
his therapist told him it would help his self esteem
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
825 days ago
Score 5+-
ESPN was covering the game, that's why. Maybe he's just just quoting Cynthia's t-shirt?
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RomiezzoLegend
825 days ago
Score 2+-
LMAO
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
825 days ago
Score 5+-
Maybe he was setting free an endangered wild butterfly that was trapped in his batting helmet?
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
825 days ago
Score 10+-
"You wanted me to hit against Boston, and I just did. Suck it, Yankee fans ... I'm out after the season anyway."
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KelsdadAll-Star
825 days ago
Score 7+-
He was waving goodbye. Some of the fans in the Stadium are attending their last game of this season, which means they will never see ARod in a Yankee uniform again.
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TyduffyRed-Shirting
825 days ago
Score 1+-
that was ridiculous
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Kdark11Varsity
825 days ago
Score 5+-
A-Rod gets so much shit from the idiot NY fans so maybe that is his way of saying I CAN'T WAIT to hit home runs against the Yankees next year. Every NY fan will be bitching about how Cashman didn't resign the best player in baseball. I just hope the Tigers are a team A-Rod will consider.
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JuTMSY4Legend
824 days ago
Score 1+-
A-Rod will consider the team with the most money to spend...
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Kdark11Varsity
825 days ago
Score 3+-
Good for A-Rod. Take it when you can get it.
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Dominator528JV Squad
825 days ago
Score 0+-
Maybe he was flagging down the short bus for his ride home?
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
824 days ago
Score 1+-
Maybe he was waiving to his mistress sitting in the stands.
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The oldest manVarsity
824 days ago
Score 1+-
Maybe it wasn't a curtain call so much as a goodbye. Who knows what he is going to do least of all his agent who on local TV last week didn't have any answers either to the question is he staying or leaving except to say only ARod knows. It is beginning to sound like a cheap novel with no real meaning or end in site.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
824 days ago
Score 0+-
Maybe he's just a douchebag
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JuTMSY4Legend
824 days ago
Score 0+-
Didn't that douchebag hit the difference maker last night...off of Cy Beckett? ; - )
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
824 days ago
Score 1+-
That doesn't mean he isn't a douche
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JuTMSY4Legend
824 days ago
Score 2+-
Your team has Manny Ramirez...at least A-Rod tries...reminds me of the conversation I had with two of my buddies 2 nights ago as we watched the game (living in Boston, you end up watching a ton of sox games...)

Manny had just attempted to scoop up a ball that had flied in front of him as a yankee (i forget who) was runnign towards second...pretty routine double, except manny missed the scoop and tried to throw, but there was no ball...

Manny is a pretty bad outfielder, but for some reason, he's good at playing the wall in fenway...my theory as that most players overrun the ball when it bounces, but manny, because he's so lazy and slow, doesn't...and it bounces right to him...
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
824 days ago
Score 3+-
Class act: arod_slap_4.jpg
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MattB15Waterboy
824 days ago
Score 2+-
Who cares, he's the best player in baseball - he does what he wants.
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JuTMSY4Legend
824 days ago
Score -1+-
Nooo...A-Rod had the current call, not Chase Utley ; - )
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
824 days ago
Score 0+-
"Mr. August"
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Dominator528JV Squad
824 days ago
Score 1+-
I thought he was Mr. "A Gast"?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
824 days ago
Score 0+-
Actually it should be "Ms."
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