Why Southpark is better than you!

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I know now, that even if you do win on steroids, you're really not winners. You're just a p-p*ssy; you're just a big fat p-p-p*ssy. And if you take steroids, the only decent thing to do is come forward and say, ‘Remove me from the record books, because I am a big, stinky p-p*ssy, steroid

taking jackass.

This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America?! I'm sorry! I thought this was America

When it comes to sports topics they are just right on the money.

Enjoy.

It's friday- let's have a little fun

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JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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taking steriods is just like pretending to be handicapped at the special olympics

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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The Simpsons will always be the best animated show ever - it's no contest. The Simpsons are funny without having to be crude (and funnier when they are)

NEXT WEEK for the Simpsons movie! (Finally!)

Am I the only one who thinks that Matt and Trey's work outside of South Park is much better and funnier? Team America, Baseketball, Orgasmo, etc...

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

848 days ago

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your a pussy.

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JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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That's great AF- you are a brilliant individual- so what is my comeback suppose to be? God, can we agree to get rid of the AFs here?? make everyone sign in

DNLLegend

848 days ago

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"you're"?

TylersaltAll-Star

848 days ago

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my a pussy what?

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

848 days ago

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The original Big...

Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity

848 days ago

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Hey Jamel. Don't listen to him. You're not a pussy - I still think you're kinda cool.

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JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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That's the nicest thing anyone has every said to me...... PS- thanks for the "kinda"

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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I agree with CSJSE, but by that definition... aren't you also kinda a pussy? =)

DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Nope. Not gonna happen- but AF#4 will be happy to know you get to see Bart's dick

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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You know I'm a big fan of the simpsons as well- but south park really really makes me laugh- Family Guy is even better than the simpsons- Back in the day I would never have said that-

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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better is relative. There would be NO South Park or Family Guy if not for the residents of 714 Evergreen Terrace...

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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Agreed

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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The Simpsons movie will be good. It's rated PG-13!! I was hoping it would be R and we would finally see Marge's tits =)

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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AF- you see, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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You had me at 'dicks fuck assholes'...

DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Come on Manny even doubledee knows where this came from. You said you were a Trey and Matt fan

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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I was quoting the movie...

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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Hey AF#2- can you sign in and register-

DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Ah my gawd homosexuals everywhere!!!! Hey AF I have a little question for you? Why would one straight man ask another man to blow them??... unless they really want to get blown?? Like if I told a man I would blow them I would! But I don't go around asking another women to lick my hoochie, cause I don't want her to. I want a man to. So I ask you, are you gay??

Anonymous Fanatic #2

848 days ago

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HEY CLAYTON ST. STUPID - ARE YOU BUTTBUDDIES WITH JAMEL????

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DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Ah my gawd so many homosexual men so little time :) I'd love to blow all you guys!!! Hey AFs I blew Jamel already but couldn't fit it all in. Now I know you white guys have really little peckers I could probably blow you all at the same time. This is my lucky day!!!!

DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Ah my gawd I would love to play with Jamel's butt. You see I'm a woman. I like men. You are a homosexual so you also like men. You see we are almost the same, we both love penis'. Oh boy!!!!

DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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Actually I love latex. No herpes for me. And dingbat? What is that? So am I gonna blow you are what?

IbeargRed-Shirting

848 days ago

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South park is waaaay better. it owes alot to the simpsons and they know that. However each and every season has been amazing and it keeps getting better. Apart from a 5 year run of amazing episodes in the middle of the series, the rest of simpsons has been ok, good enough to watch and keep on the air but south park is consistently hilarious... now shut your mouth and do as your t-t-ta-told

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Anonymous Fanatic #2

848 days ago

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Southpark is awesome, simpsons is funny, jamel is a huge dork, clayton st. dumbass is a dumbass, doubledee is a shemale.

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DoubledeeWaterboy

848 days ago

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I'm not a shemale. I'm just a little confused by you. You see you asked one man to blow you. You wanted to stick your penis into his mouth and for him to suck on it. Now I'm not the brightest blonde in the world but when one man asked another man to perform oral sex on them they are usually gay. So by you trying to be cool and all clever you actually outed yourself to the entire armchair family that you are a homosexual male. You also suggested that you like black men (I do this so don't worry about that).

Now don't you worry. There are a lot of homosexual men here. I am glad you are comfortable with your sexualty.

Now if you are not gay and would like a blow job I am offering. I always get a laugh out of seeing a little pee-pee. So what do you think?

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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I'm glad this article didn't get too stupid with its comments. Wow! I actually just thought that south park was a little clever with some of their thoughts on sports- particularly the 'roids episode and the summer baseball episode. Instead we have a homosexual male asking for a blow job and a horny woman asking to blow the world. Fantastic!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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The Simpsons have had REAL athletes on routinely - tWe're talking softball. The Super Bowl episode, Joe Namath's vapor lock "remember what I told you kid!" and even had McGwire on it "Do you want to know the terrible truth? Or do you want to watch me hit DINGERS???" How foretelling THAT was!

Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

848 days ago

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This is why the Simpsons is better when it comes to sports...

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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Manny you might like this one http://www.y...=6yW-4w-p6Fk

JuTMSY4Legend

848 days ago

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The softball episode is in my top 5 all-time simpsons episodes...and i still like it today...

JamelAll-American

848 days ago

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And this one http://www.y...=qLepAFMcMII

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