Who the Hell is Paul Byrd?!

by Fakegeorge

I'm sitting here in my luxury box at Yankee Stadium watching game #4 of the ALDS and I'm tellin' ya, I've seen this movie before, literally. This Paul Byrd fella, wasn't he the old pitcher in Major League, the movie? I think he went by the name Eddie Harris back then.

Amazingly enough, we can't even hit off a former actor who hasn't been seen on the mound since the 1990's! Man, our offense sucks. Oh, and don't get me started on the pitching...

Let's see... Has a team ever won a championship with no hitting and no pitching?

Falcon02520Legend

783 days ago

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George, why don't you try throwing more money out there and maybe they can win without pitching/offense/defense...

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NejoshiDiv-I Stud

783 days ago

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Paul Byrd is the guy who's held the Yankees to one run through 4 innings in an elimination game at Yankee Stadium.

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RomiezzoLegend

783 days ago

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Be ready to see a Celebrity Deathmatch between Byrd and Torre because of you, George.

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DonatevoMajor Leaguer

783 days ago

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Again I ask, Do you think Torre would take the Royals job. I know. Just wishin'.

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DonatevoMajor Leaguer

783 days ago

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Romi, how's it goin' brother?

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WoodsmeisterVarsity Captain

783 days ago

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Paul Byrd, it appears, is your worst nightmare.

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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer

782 days ago

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Hey bartender, Joe Boo needs a refill.

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