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Who is the Awesomest? Jeter, Owens, Bonds, Redick, Kobe, Brady, A-Rod or Beckham?

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by user Manny Stiles

We all know they're Awesome! They're All-Timers, the 'Best of our Generation' and could never be respected adequately or loved too much. There just doesn't seem to be enough discussion as to WHY they are so awesome! What is it that makes them so special? We could point out the obvious; They all dominate their respective sport. Even when they step off the field of play, they are style icons and pop culture celebrities. But let's go into MORE depth here...  let's crack open a case of "Yea!-terade" and have at it!

Derek Jeter is the face of the Yankees, Nike baseball, Gatorade and Avon. He consistently ends up in the right place at the right time on the field. He hangs with Jordan and wisely broke up with Mariah Scarey to date actual HOT women. He has FOUR World Series rings. Derek Jeter IS Captain Clutch. He is the modern day Sinatra in New York. He's one of the best shortstops to play the game and the best Yankee middle infielder ever! Yet some people disrespect his greatness anyway. But WHY is he so AWESOME?

Terrell Owens is controversial and gets our attention. Admit it, you'd LOVE to have his physique. He loves to be a showman and express his creativity with TD celebrations but also gets clear results. He has never been arrested for any real crimes, and has been a model citizen off the field unlike many football players. He sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber (and sometimes through team meetings). He signs autographs and writes children's books. But WHY is he so AWESOME?

Barry Bonds is a an all-time great. The knock was he couldn't win the ring. He certainly came up big, even if it ended up being short in the 2002 World Series. He is about to eclipse one of the very cherished sports records of all time. He has never failed a steroids test. But we shouldn't we root for him to eradicate those old meaningless records, he's the greatest Home Run hitter of OUR time AND soon to be, All-time! Why is he so AWESOME?

J.J. Redick is a nice guy. He went to a scholastic and basketball powerhouse Duke University. He set unprecedented career records in the ACC! He was a #11 draft pick and kicks Adam Morrison's ass at video games. He writes poetry and on top of that, he is considered HOT! in some circles. Why is he so AWESOME?

Kobe Bryant, has three rings, racked up 81 points in one game, carries a Laker squad devoid of special talent and is one of the best one on one defenders in the league. He is a perennial All-Star and can take any game over at any point. He also has a smokin' hot wife. He changed his uni number and still has the leagues highest replica jersey sales. So why is he so AWESOME?

Tom Brady is "Tom Terrific". Three rings in four years. The only other QBs to do that are all in enshrined in Canton. He has an outstanding playoff record and always plays in a very poised demeanor. He defines the term "Field General". He has a girlfriend that many people think is sexy and the World's most famous chinbutt (sorry, Jm J. Bullock, you're #2). Is THAT why he is so AWESOME?

Alex Rodriguez is handsome, paid handsomely and has a handsome resume to hand in to the Hall of Fame voters when he retires (even if he retired right now). He has a 40-40 season, 2 MVPs, a batting title and multiple HR titles under his belt. He was humble enough to move from his natural position, Shortstop to move to third Base. Why is he so AWESOME?

David Beckham defines World Famous Athlete. He has produced on the biggest of the big stages. He is the premier penalty kicker in soccer. He has had movies honoring him and he married the only tolerable Spice Girl. His work ethic is as legendary as his stylish haircuts. The word "Metrosexual" was invented for him. He has some very sweet tattoo work. Is that why he is so AWESOME?

 

What do YOU think? Feel free to add your comments! (You know you want to...)

 


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DrpatriotAll-American
1023 days ago
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I know this is completely sarcastic, but as a Pats fan I'm going to throw in a vote for Tom Brady just the same.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1023 days ago
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Not sarcastic at all. I can see both sides of every argument and try to straddle the fine line between them. I like and can support every athlete in some respect. I don't hate the players, I might hate the way people treat or regard them, but I don't hate people. OK, Sometimes I fall off the fine line and take it right in the nads, but you didn't say WHY he's so AWESOME!!! Support your point...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1023 days ago
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OK, I was sarcastic about his "girlfriend" (I don't think she's hot at all) He could definitely do better...
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DrpatriotAll-American
1023 days ago
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He's awesome because he led the Patriots to three Super Bowls in four years and has kept them very competitive (for the most part) in other years. I wouldn't put everything on Brady, because his best season was during last year's 10-6 season season where we got trounced in the playoffs by the Broncos. However, without Brady the Patriots would not have had the success they have had.

In addition, he is the only player on your list to both win titles (3 rings), be a class act (has done nothing bad off the field), and be a team player (took a un-Peyton Manningesque pay "cut" to allow the team to stay competitive).

As for his girlfriend, I would have to disagree with you.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1023 days ago
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I have a few very simple rules in life, one of them is - NEVER, EVER, EVER take sloppy seconds from Dennis Rodman, Tommy Lee or Leonardo DiCaprio.
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False ProphetAll-Star
1023 days ago
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what happened to all of the comments?
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False ProphetAll-Star
1023 days ago
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my bad, I diddn't see this was a new opinion
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TylersaltAll-Star
1023 days ago
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Redick isn't really all that awesome... let's face it.
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Cowboys suckPee Wee
1023 days ago
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barry bonds is quite the pimp. as an astros fan, i've seen a few games of his when he comes through and plays. every time there's a pitching change, he goes in his own bull pen and either takes a shit or sits down and eats sun flower seeds while waiting. now that, my man, is awesome
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1023 days ago
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He was AWESOME all the way back to his days with the Pirates. Steroids, HGH, greenies, even if he snorts dried leprechaun brains, I don't care. He's AWESOME.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1023 days ago
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IMO: Brady is a god. He's the Jesus of football....at least for us Pats fans. But beyond Pats fans, I think this guy gives hope to every Pop-Warner kid in the world. Try hard enough, believe in yourself, and you may just be able to make a college team. Even if you have to split snaps while you're there, good things can come (Brady split time with Drew Henson). If you somehow get drafted and it's not in the top few rounds, screw it; you're the man. And even if you're a second year NFL QB, you can take your team to the promised land. And one more perk: If you're good looking, you can somehow upgrade pre-surgery Tara Reid, AND Bridget Moynahan (I didn't think that was possible).

After Brady, I put the other players as follows:

2. Jeter. He's the only Yankee I respect. In fact, he's the only Yankee (other than Cano) who's worth his contract. Face it, the guy is good. And classy. 3. Kobe. This guy is also a great player. Unfortunately, his image will always be stained with that "rape" thing. But how many times do you see a guy put up 81 in a game? Sure, that means he ball-hogged. Sure, the rest of his team sucked. But 81? HOLY SHIT. 4. TO. This guy is insane. And I mean insane in any sense of the word. But he's a great receiver. Sure, his hands are only average for top NFL WRs, but beyond the self-destruction, he works and he wants to win. Remember how hard he rehabbed in Philly for the Super Bowl only to have his team boot him? 5. Beckham. Yeah, he's not good at soccer anymore. But how can you say a guys isn't awesome when he cashes out for a $250 million contract over 5 years. Yes, that's $95 per minute of his existence. 6. Bonds. As much as I hate the fact that he uses steroids, WE CAN'T PROVE IT. For that alone, I give him this nod. 7. Reddik. I hate the guy. And he'll have a crappy NBA career.

8. A-Rod. He may have all the stats, but he sucks. I'm sure nobody agrees with me, but I think this guy is all hype. Even Duane Starks played better defense than him (Pats fans will get the reference).
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DrpatriotAll-American
1023 days ago
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Duane Starks doesn't play better defense than A-Rod, though it is close.
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Cowboys suckPee Wee
1023 days ago
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you're right....we should all forget about the "rape" thing because he puts up 81 a game...good call
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False ProphetAll-Star
1023 days ago
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No one plays worse Defense than Duane Starks
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1023 days ago
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Kobe tried to post up Katie and go back door, instead he double dribbled. While it wasn't rape, it was still very stupid... First off the girl he "raped" wasn't even hot. YOU'RE KOBE BRYANT! On top of that, YOU'RE A FREEKIN Multi-Multi-Millionaire... get some HOT babes, you turd@!

Want further proof he's a turd? He goes from "tough" to puddles of piss when he didn't have to say a word...

Vanessa should have "raped" him for everything he had!

But as a basketball player he IS AWESOME (at being Raja Bell's personal beotch!)
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