Who’s Number One in the Female Student Body Championship Series?
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by LastRow
Like any college football season, once it hit’s mid-November, as we are right now anything and everything is up for debate!
Who’s the front runner for the Heisman? Is it Dennis Dixon? Do I hear Darren McFadden? Did somebody say Tim Tebow? Although with the Gaytors having three loses, why in the hell is he worth mentioning still? What, just because he puts up Colt Brennan type numbers against more stellar opponents? And, that just proves my "debate" theory!
Then we get to number one…LSU stands atop the polls currently, but are they really the best team? OSWHO held that position for sometime until the Fighting Zookers came into The Shoe and finally gave the nation some hard evidence that the Buckeyes were overrated! Now heading into this weekends slate of games, the top five of the BCS Standings go a little something like this…
1. LSU 9-1 .980
2. Oregon 8-1 .938
3. Kansas 10-0 .909
4. Oklahoma 9-1 .854
5. Missouri 9-1 .810
So now that we’ve all stuck that in our crack pipe and smoked it like a scene from Grandma’s Boy it seems that we have more controversy on our hands! Wow, what a surprise! Who would’ve thought that? I mean it is only mid-November! So many questions, so many answers having the two little words "What if…Although it is a par 72 for the course! Right now we’re currently asking ourselves the following…If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Confused any? Try this one!
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, what happens…Does he become disoriented? Well not to worry for all of you who are disoriented from the BCS brain cramp…Don’t worry, we all are there with each other! So let’s have some fun, shall we? I’m thinking yeah…No, No, Hell Yeah!
Taking the BCS top five teams in no numerical order and since we all know computers aren’t the way to go in determining the best team in the country…I’ve come up with a better solution! Now besides sports, (football in particular) the next greatest thing a guy cherishes is the female body!! Now we can all tell what a particular university has to offer by its female student bodies, (pun intended)…So I’ve decided to put these broads to good use for a change and bring you the FSBCS! For the dumbasses who can’t understand acronyms that’s Female Student Body Championship Series! After all, what are the co-eds for anyway! The Contestants…
Oklahoma (too hard not to pass up!)
Yummy…So what does your T-Mobile Fav 5 look like? Mine is as follows…
1. Oregon
2. LSU
3. Kansas
4. Missouri
5.Oklahoma…Given the fact the Bob Stoops’s son is a crybaby!
HOLY SHIT!!! Check that shit out…My FSBCS isn’t that far off of the BCS!
