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What if the Chiefs' RB Larry Johnson Was Out for the Entire 2006 Season

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by User 66.173.74.10

This a hypothetical news article about Larry Johnson being injured for the entire 2006 season

KANSAS CITY, Missouri - Chiefs fans took the news badly when they found out that Larry Johnson was likely out for the season with a broken ankle.

"I feel sick to my stomach," said fan Don Igwey. "I'm speechless."

X-ray results announced by team doctors Thursday revealed a fracture that is likely to take 10-12 weeks to heal. The star back was injured during a scrimmage Wednesday afternoon.

Team officials were expected to place Johnson on the IR list by the end of the week, effectively ending his 2006 season before it even begins. Johnson seemed to take the news better than some of his fans.

"It's just one of those things," Johnson told reporters Thursday. "All I can do is work hard at rehab and get ready for next year. Our team will be fine."

Fans interviewed outside of the Chiefs practice facility were a little more pessimistic about the team's chances.

"We're done without him. At least we'll get a good draft pick next year," one fan was quoted as saying. Ian Keading of Overland Park perhaps summed it up best. "Without LJ, there is no season."

Fan reactions were not limited to Kansas City. Johnson was widely expected to be the number one draft pick for fantasy football participants this year. The Kansas City Tribune has been overwhelmed with emails attempting to verify the bad news.

Tribune reporter Gil Libble was surprised by the outcry expressed by fantasy team owners. "They can't seem to accept the bad news about Larry Johnson. We have been asked to verify the story 3 or 4 times by the same fantasy football team owners."

Chiefs head coach Herm Edwards is expected to rely heavily on Johnson's back up Dee Brown in his absence. Edwards said Thursday, "Dee is going to have to step up big time, just like LJ did last year."


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Thu 08/31/06, 8:43 am EST


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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1040 days ago
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Poor DNL! That may make him struggle in the ArmchairGM Fantasy Football League. Well done to BigPPup who avoided him and went for LT or Alexander (I forget which).
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EstebistecVarsity
1040 days ago
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I don't get the joke, unless you're simply trying to say that an injury to Johnson would hurt fantasy more than real football. You probably should have put the current coach's name in place of Vermeil to sell it though.
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EstebistecVarsity
1039 days ago
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Ah, now you've got "What If". That helps. You could really have given some Chiefs fans and fantasy balls a major coronary! So... admittedly I guess the humor worked! :)
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EstebistecVarsity
1039 days ago
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Meant to say "fantasy ballers"... that typo just sounds wierd
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1039 days ago
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At least you remembered to sign-in...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1040 days ago
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good one...A+++++ that's why I'm a big fan of yours, Mr Author.

I'm not a doctor (really, I'm not), but it would have to be a PRETTY bad broken ankle to miss the whole season.

I was hoping it was some guy on the depth chart named Chuck Johnson or something...

These things can happen which is why Stiles' Draft-only, no-roster move league will hold it's draft next week - details to follow SOON!

I guess it's open season on smack/issuing heart attacks!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1039 days ago
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I broke my ankle aged 7, and it took me ten weeks to recover. Johnson could be back in time for December, perhaps for four games. If KC can somehow get to 5-7 after 12 they might have a chance of a season.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1039 days ago
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I broke my left ankle twice... he would be back, maybe not quite as effective for a while, but definitely not all season... T.O.'s break last year was nasty and he came back pretty soon.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1039 days ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!! I liked the first title BETTER - put a disclaimer on the bottom in real small print, but don't change the Title! It was PERFECT!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1039 days ago
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So is he injured or not? This title makes you think the article will be about a hypothetical situation, not the reaction to a season ending injury. It's confused me now.
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EstebistecVarsity
1039 days ago
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"What if" in the title now
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1039 days ago
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So he's not injured?
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1039 days ago
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i changed the title, and it was under news with false sources
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1039 days ago
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I am still sobbing... it was genius, man... PURE genius!
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