What are Some Better Things to do Than Listening about T.O.?
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by user LastRow
In staying with the T.O. theme for the day, why not, this is all we’ve freaking heard about. Although, just the mention of suicide all the it encompasses is a real drag. I’ve decided to up lift the spirits out there…There’s no reason to thank me. The entire purpose of creating this list is to try & put the smiles back on all the sports fans faces out there, because, well, let’s face it folks, even mentioning the term “suicide”…It’s just no laughing matter!
This list while short will hopefully spread some sports cheer…And by all means, please feel free to add some more suggestions. The more suggestions, the more sports cheer that we’ll be able to spread! Now it’s time for the all important list of: “What are Some Better Things to do Than Listening about T.O.?”
Have my fingernails ripped off one at a time
Put my balls in a blender or microwave (your preference) & turn it on
Hold my hand in an open flame for 60 seconds
Have all my teeth pulled one at a time…Have the painkillers on standby!
Be stretched apart like those torture machines
Be tied down and stung by bees until death…Perhaps Terrell should try this method next?
Endure major surgery while awake, until death becomes…This method might suit him better? Talk about a job for your painkillers.
Have needles pushed slowly into my eyes….Take it like a man, no painkillers needed here!
Be completely skinned alive…Would surely make for a nice fur coat!
Have both of my achilles tendons cut…What the hell, I can’t walk anyway!
Reenact the whole blowtorch to the melon scene courtesy of Home Alone
Run a marathon barefoot
I’d rather have someone come over & do dental work from my backside up through my ass…Pain killers optional!
Tack my tongue to a countertop with a nail gun…See there’s hope for Owens yet!
Well, this is all I’ve got peeps…Now it’s your turn to make the list grow!
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Date
Wed 09/27/06, 3:35 pm EST
